No Bullshit, my grandmother was an award winning regency romance novelist of this era. She had an odd habit of naming all the characters after her grandchildren. So I could read about how I’m a seductive smuggler aaaaaand then fucking my
cousin.
I can relate to that. I loved books but I have never read anything my mom wrote. That way lies dragons.
Well, you just turned Fucking Day in to Upsetting Day.
It is crazy that nobody has asked who your grandma is yet. I demand to know!
I’ve been considering seriously writing my fan fiction about Fabio and Yanni, it’s going to be fucking beautiful. Just like them fucking.
I feel sorry for the person who has to vacuum up all the hair afterwards.
I am Italian and I never heard about Fabio. This shit is hilarious.
And I googled him, discovering he was born in my same city 20 years before me. I could have met him! Anyway no one knows him in Italy.
I finally understand why Fabio decided to only use his first name as his celebrity moniker:
“FABIO” is the lion-maned sex god eye fucking you from the cover of every mediocre romance novel…
…”Fabio Lanzoni” overcharges you for used Fiats.
(that joke was once longer, but it’s borderline racist enough as it is)
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No Bullshit, my grandmother was an award winning regency romance novelist of this era. She had an odd habit of naming all the characters after her grandchildren. So I could read about how I’m a seductive smuggler aaaaaand then fucking my
cousin.
I can relate to that. I loved books but I have never read anything my mom wrote. That way lies dragons.
Well, you just turned Fucking Day in to Upsetting Day.
It is crazy that nobody has asked who your grandma is yet. I demand to know!
I’ve been considering seriously writing my fan fiction about Fabio and Yanni, it’s going to be fucking beautiful. Just like them fucking.
I feel sorry for the person who has to vacuum up all the hair afterwards.
I am Italian and I never heard about Fabio. This shit is hilarious.
And I googled him, discovering he was born in my same city 20 years before me. I could have met him! Anyway no one knows him in Italy.
I finally understand why Fabio decided to only use his first name as his celebrity moniker:
“FABIO” is the lion-maned sex god eye fucking you from the cover of every mediocre romance novel…
…”Fabio Lanzoni” overcharges you for used Fiats.
(that joke was once longer, but it’s borderline racist enough as it is)