Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:

Learning Day: Evil Summon
07/04/2025
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Nerding Day: 1990 Kenner Toy Fair Catalogue
07/03/2025
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Learning Day: r/retconned🌭
07/02/2025
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Learning Day: Honest Jeff and Dishonest Abe
07/01/2025
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Upsetting Day: Rave MacBeth
06/30/2025
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Podcasting Day: June Podcast Roundup
06/29/2025
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Hot Dog Store: 8-Bits and Dad Hats
06/28/2025
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Punching Day: Saloon Samurai Bouncer’s Guide to Barroom Survival
06/27/2025
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Sniff This Greed
06/26/2025
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Upsetting Day: Wogglebug Love Productions
06/25/2025
4 Comments

Fucking Day: Sperm Races
06/24/2025
1 Comment

Upsetting Day: Andrew Tate’s Morning Routine🌭
06/23/2025
10 Comments

Hot Dog Store: A Shirt Too Large For The Vault??
06/21/2025
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Teamworking Day: Man After Man
06/20/2025
5 Comments

Nerding Day: Upworld
06/19/2025
4 Comments

Nerding Day: Otherverse America Part 2
06/18/2025
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Fucking Day: Virgin Island
06/17/2025
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Hot Dog Store: I got your mugs right here
06/14/2025
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Fucking Day: How to Suck a Boob Properly – Secret Tips to Satisfy A Woman Breast
06/13/2025
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Punching Day: Street Fighter: The Novel, Part 3
06/12/2025
2 Comments

Nerding Day: Otherverse America – Part 1🌭
06/11/2025
6 Comments

Fucking Day: Signs of Intimacy
06/10/2025
4 Comments

Learning Day: How To Have Fun With Billy Bob Teeth
06/09/2025
6 Comments

Hot Dog Store: A Cavalcade of Cursed Artifacts
06/07/2025
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Nerding Day: Reglar Fellers Comics
06/06/2025
3 Comments

Punching Day: Street Fighter: The Novel, Part 2
06/05/2025
3 Comments

Fucking Day: The Siamese Human Knot Web Page
06/04/2025
5 Comments

Nerding Day: Helping Yourself With White Witchcraft
06/03/2025
2 Comments

Nerding Day: Human Vs. Hamster🌭
06/02/2025
3 Comments

Hot Dog Store: Tank Top Summer!
05/31/2025
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Learning Day: Nightmare on Drug Street
05/30/2025
4 Comments

Punching Day: Street Fighter: Dream Never Ends
05/29/2025
13 Comments


Upsetting Day: How to Believe in Your Elf
05/27/2025
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Learning Day: Tottie: The Story Of A Dolls House
05/26/2025
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Podcasting Day: May Podcast Roundup
05/25/2025
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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Assault!
05/24/2025
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Learning Day: Bloody 57🌭
05/23/2025
5 Comments

Punching Day: Sissyneck’s Getting Even!
05/22/2025
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Fucking Day: Pussy Juice Lube
05/21/2025
11 Comments

Nerding Day: Animal Kaiser
05/20/2025
5 Comments

Learning Day: Party Cakes For All Occasions
05/19/2025
5 Comments

Hot Dog Store: Mormon Doom
05/17/2025
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Teamworking Day: Ventriloquist Dream Date
05/16/2025
11 Comments

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Ape Usurper
05/15/2025
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Learning Day: The Seeders
05/14/2025
6 Comments

Upsetting Day: Sucker Punch, Round Three🌭
05/13/2025
4 Comments

Nerding Day: Bloor, Dictator Of Uranus
05/12/2025
5 Comments

Hot Dog Store: Backyards & Bigfeets
05/10/2025
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Fucking Day: How to Masturbation in 40 Ways
05/09/2025
4 Comments

Nerding Day: Street Fighter 2 for the ZX Spectrum
05/08/2025
2 Comments

Upsetting Day: r slash celebeconomy🌭
05/07/2025
7 Comments

Nerding Day: Colorstrology
05/06/2025
2 Comments

Upsetting Day: Dead Pet
05/05/2025
5 Comments

Hot Dog Store: Posters, Posters, Posters!
05/03/2025
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Learning Day: Learn at Every Turn with Chrysler
05/02/2025
4 Comments

Nerding Day: The Heartbreak of Krull
05/01/2025
6 Comments

Fucking Day: The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People
04/30/2025
3 Comments

Learning Day: Basic Witchcraft
04/29/2025
1 Comment