Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Punching Day: The Sicilian Blade
07/10/2026
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Nerding Day: Pimp My Ride for PSP
07/09/2026
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Nerding Day: Superman vs Microwave Man
07/08/2026
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Learning Day: Dagwood Splits the Atom
07/07/2026
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Learning Day: All About Singing Fish🌭
07/06/2026
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Hot Dog Store: 1900PATRIOTDOG 4TH OF JULY STORE BLOWOUT!
07/04/2026
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Nerding Day: Mutant Chronicles Book 2: Frenzy
07/03/2026
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Fucking Day: Singular Pleasures
07/02/2026
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Nerding Day: Ghost Dog the RPG🌭
07/01/2026
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Upsetting Day: Lessons from the Light
06/30/2026
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Upsetting Day: Talking For Two
06/29/2026
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Podcasting Day: The June Podcast Roundup
06/28/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Look at this Criminally Underrated Shirt
06/27/2026
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Fucking Day: Fantasy and Romance The Board Game The Book
06/26/2026
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Regret Snakes
06/25/2026
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Learning Day: The Works of Graham K. Furness
06/24/2026
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Upsetting Day – Love Is… In Bloom
06/23/2026
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Punching Day: Sky Commanders🌭
06/22/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Dads Love Mugs!
06/20/2026
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Upsetting Day: The Ultimate Sex Maniacs Joke Book
06/19/2026
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Learning Day: E3 (Not That One)
06/18/2026
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Nerding Day: Skunny🌭
06/17/2026
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Upsetting Day: The Wisdom of Your Face
06/16/2026
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Learning Day: Deliverance Of The Feet
06/15/2026
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Hot Dog Store: NEW THIS WEEK – Riders of the Golf Karts
06/13/2026
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Teamworking Day: 2002 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up
06/12/2026
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Upsetting Day: Mario the Music Box🌭
06/11/2026
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Learning Day: Wikipedia’s Most Wanted
06/10/2026
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Nerding Day: Is Your Child Psychic?
06/09/2026
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Nerding Day: H.E. Double Hockey Sticks
06/08/2026
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Hot Dog Store: The Dogg Boyzz and A Secret!
06/06/2026
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Punching Day: Peter Benchley’s White Shark
06/05/2026
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Nerding Day: Beowulf for PSP Reviewed By Someone Who Studied Old English in Grad School
06/04/2026
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Nerding Day: Big Ears, Small Mouse
06/03/2026
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Learning Day: If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Open My Locker?🌭
06/02/2026
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Upsetting Day: Sugar Bush – The Alex Jones Of Squirrels
06/01/2026
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Podcasting Day: The May Podcast Roundup
05/31/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Cover your Traxx
05/30/2026
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Fucking Day: The Toots and Tom Incel Cat Super Quiz
05/29/2026
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Gang Bang Memorial Taco Truck
05/28/2026
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Nerding Day: There’s No Place Like Springfield: The Interactive Adventure Game
05/27/2026
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Fucking Day: The Dirty Book
05/26/2026
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Fucking Day: Tickle Me🌭
05/25/2026
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Hot Dog Store: You were warned
05/23/2026
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Punching Day: Steven Seagal’s Out For Justice🌭
05/22/2026
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Learning Day: Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
05/21/2026
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Punching Day: Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung-fu
05/20/2026
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Upsetting Day: Gal Cleaning
05/19/2026
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Nerding Day: Mormon Mouthful
05/18/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Jiggle That Tank
05/16/2026
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Upsetting Day: Baby Rapper
05/15/2026
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Nerding Day: Star Drek – Turnabout Intruder
05/14/2026
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Punching Day: Blood Sweat and Gears
05/13/2026
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Nerding Day: Possessed Love
05/12/2026
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Nerding Day: The Fonz And The Happy Days Gang Battle Dracula🌭
05/11/2026
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Hot Dog Store: A Most Delightful Mug!
05/09/2026
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Learning Day: The Mighty Ant
05/08/2026
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Nerding Day: Mutant Chronicles: In Lunacy
05/07/2026
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Punching Day: Double Dragon Comics🌭
05/06/2026
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Teamworking Day: Battle of Fates Day 2
05/05/2026
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