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Welcome to the 1-900-HOT-DOG archives! These are the hilarity vaults, where precious comedy is stored at a stable temperature in a low-moisture environment so that future generations may look back on the works of Seanbaby and Robert Brockway, and despair at how far the art of comedy has fallen in the laughless future. They all know Laser Mime sucks, but they’re just out of ideas.

CGA pixel art by Julia Minamata

Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s greatest hits! If you look closely, you might find some hints on this page to help you hunt. Hot Dog! Let’s get lookin’!

• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: In Taco Rememberance09/28/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Rise of the WeinerBots08/31/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Dog on Target08/03/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: It’s Were-Month!06/29/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Nic Cage’s Cool Octopus 🌭06/01/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Please Google This Revelation Road Director Gabriel Sabloff 🌭05/04/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: How to Kiss Bigfoot04/06/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Hercule Poirot Sex Toys03/09/2023
• Reflecting Day: 1900🌭 Should Not Exist 🌭03/02/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Battle Hugs02/09/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Existentialist Urkel Terror!01/05/2023
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Listen to the Gibbering of the Artbots11/24/2022
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Grifter Wormhole10/27/2022
• Reflecting Day: Tormented Robo-Shirts for Charity! 🌭10/13/2022
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Emergence of Sexual Raiden09/22/2022
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Rise of the Robots08/25/2022
• Reflecting Day: Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind using The Sims 3 🌭07/08/2022
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Dick Rips and Great Apes06/02/2022
• Reflecting Day: Let’s Ruin Paul Dano! 🌭05/19/2022
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Paul Dano Reckoning04/21/2022
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Balldo for Scale03/15/2022
• Reflecting Day: Hot Dog Art Attack! Generation 3!03/01/2022
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Every Great Artist Has a Van Period02/15/2022
• Reflecting Day: The 1900HOTDOG Collectible Card Game!02/03/2022
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: ‘Tis the Season to be 🌭01/07/2022
• Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Friending Days of 2021 🌭01/06/2022
• Reflecting Day: Problematic Tennis Week Day12/10/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: To Echo Forever in the Halls of Hot Doggery11/09/2021
• Reflecting Day: The Art of 1900HOTDOG 🌭10/22/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Cage Match Edition10/07/2021
• Reflecting Day: Kitten Talk!09/24/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: We Are The Evil Doppelgangers 🌭09/03/2021
• Reflecting Day: Man Comics, Volume 208/19/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Collateral Voodoo Damage07/29/2021
• Reflecting Day: Brockway’s Medical Clusterfuck! 🌭07/08/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Problem With Slopdong06/29/2021
• Reflecting Day: App Store Grifters06/17/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Dick Fight Bracket05/31/2021
• Reflecting Day – Man Comics Collection Vol. 105/25/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Going the Extra Mile in Another Man’s Meat Tank05/04/2021
• Reflecting Day: Ghana Traxx Reduxx04/23/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Take a Long Walk Through a Short Dickstab Alley04/08/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Trench Full O’ Swing Orphans03/23/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Don Your Celtic Battle Garb03/12/2021
• Reflecting Day: Traxx Attaxx!03/11/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Heathcliffs, Cocktails, and Hot Dans Ahoy!02/25/2021
• Reflecting Day: Hot Dan the Mustard Man02/10/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Stickiest Fortnight02/09/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Do the Bisexual Bob01/28/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Thin Broth of Winners01/13/2021
• Reflecting Day: The Year! In Review!01/12/2021
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day #4: The Cannibal Cowboy TTRPG12/28/2020
• A Very Rooney Fucking Retrospective12/10/2020
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Mouth at the End of Memory12/07/2020
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: What’s the Best Head Explosion?11/23/2020
• Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Jerkin’ the Void11/13/2020
• Reflecting Day: New Art, New Tiers, New You!11/11/2020
• Reflecting Day: Seven Months of Hot Dog10/05/2020
• Reflecting Day: It’s Time to Fire Topper!08/31/2020
• Tag-Refucking Day: The Hunk Boat?07/23/2020
• Reflecting Day: Meet Our New Conservative Mormon Content Strategist07/04/2020
• Reflecting Day: Become the ManLoaf05/23/2020
• Reflecting Day: The Unwritable04/25/2020
• Reflecting Day: A Look Back on Our First Month03/28/2020
• Welcome to 1-900-HOTDOG: Gird Your Guts 🌭02/29/2020

• Teamworking Day: Twisted Metal 2 Endings09/29/2023
• Teamworking Day: The 2-Bru Krew 🌭08/11/2023
• Teamworking Day: Hot Dog University07/07/2023
• Teamworking Day: Monster Wars 2 🌭05/23/2023
• Teamworking Day: Monster Wars 🌭05/22/2023
• Teamworking Day: The Godfrey Ho Ninja Award Matching Game!04/14/2023
• Teamworking Day: Total Self Defense02/24/2023
• Teamworking Day: Billy Ocean’s Star Wars01/27/2023
• MEGA-Teamworking Day: Japanese Commercials 🌭12/30/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Teamworking Day 🌭12/29/2022
• Teamworking Day: Baby Got Book12/01/2022
• Teamworking Day: The Congo Trading Card Game10/28/2022
• Teamworking Day: Todd McFarlane Presents Spawn09/08/2022
• Teamworking Day: The Best FMV Wrestler Intro Tournament07/15/2022
• Teamworking Day: The Laws of Eternity! 🌭05/26/2022
• Teamworking Day: Elden Ring 🌭03/25/2022
• Teamworking Day – Celebrity Guide to Wine02/10/2022
• Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Teamworking Days of 2021 🌭12/30/2021
• Teamworking Day: Covenant Eyes11/11/2021
• Teamworking Day: Marville, Part 210/01/2021
• Teamworking Day: Marville, Part 109/30/2021
• Teamworking Day: The Thrilling World of Men Showdown 🌭08/24/2021
• Teamworking Day: WorldWatch, Issue #307/23/2021
• Teamworking Day: Dirty Tennis 🌭06/10/2021
• Teamworking Day: Couch Potato Workout 🌭05/13/2021
• Teamworking Day: WorldWatch, Part 204/01/2021
• Teamworking Day: 1-900-HOT-DOG’s One Year Anniversary Special!03/02/2021
• Teamworking Day: Cocktails 🌭02/18/2021
• Teamworking Day: Photon 🌭01/20/2021
• Teamworking Day: The Best of 2020 🌭12/24/2020
• Teamworking Day: Worldwatch 🌭11/26/2020
• Teamworking Day: Hausu 🌭10/30/2020
• Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling Qualifiers09/22/2020
• Teamworking Day: The Rumble in the Bronx Clubhouse 🌭08/21/2020
• Podcasting Day: Rumbling in the Bronx with Auralnauts Zak 🌭08/20/2020
• Teamworking Day: The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown, Part 3 🌭08/19/2020
• Teamworking Day: The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown, Part 2 🌭08/18/2020
• Teamworking Day: The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown, Part 1 🌭08/17/2020
• Teamworking Day: Amazing-Man Comics 🌭06/20/2020
• Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling05/10/2020
• Teamworking Day: The Gorgeous Guys of Gaming 🌭04/12/2020
• Teamworking Day: Baskin 🌭03/15/2020
• Teamworking Day: Blaby Computer Games 🌭03/01/2020

• Learning Day: Bunnykill 🌭09/26/2023
• Learning Day: The Professional Writers’ Phrase Book09/25/2023
• Learning Day: Once I Was A… 🌭09/15/2023
• Learning Day: 9 Cats, 9 Lives09/07/2023
• Learning Day: How to Protect Yourself Until Police Arrive08/25/2023
• Learning Day: Crop Circles Resonance Cards 🌭08/21/2023
• Learning Day: The 2023 NHL Draft Lottery08/10/2023
• Learning Day: The Truth About S.T.D’.s07/28/2023
• Learning Day: Is We Is, Or Is We Isn’t? 🌭07/27/2023
• Learning Day: Eat Great, Lose Weight!07/24/2023
• Learning Day: Captain Hadacol 🌭07/20/2023
• Learning Day: The Society of Classical Poets07/11/2023
• Learning Day: The Recipe for a Perfect Cartoon07/04/2023
• Learning Day: Semen Retention 🌭07/03/2023
• Learning Day: Yogi Bear Visits the U.N.06/30/2023
• Learning Day: The Tomima Edmark Academic Study on Creative Bankruptcy06/16/2023
• Learning Day: Ligertown06/06/2023
• Learning Day: Van-Pires 🌭05/30/2023
• Learning Day: The Scam Cookbooks of Morishige Shunsen05/16/2023
• Learning Day: Become a Man of Confi-DANCE05/01/2023
• Learning Day: The Ghostphone 🌭04/27/2023
• Learning Day: The Bathroom Oscars 🌭04/10/2023
• Learning Day: Spirit Babies04/04/2023
• Learning Day: How to Party 🌭04/03/2023
• Learning Day: WikiHow: How to Live Like a Vulcan03/30/2023
• Learning Day: Isn’t That Something? Redux03/23/2023
• Learning Day: 101 Things You Need To Do While You Are A Child 🌭03/17/2023
• Learning Day: Troom Troom Redux03/16/2023
• Learning Day: American Presidents Children’s Books03/14/2023
• Learning Day: Man Up Your Meals03/06/2023
• Learning Day: UCSB’s Self-Published Dorm02/14/2023
• Learning Day: Helping Hands Homeschool Romance02/07/2023
• Learning Day: Dancing with Dogs01/23/2023
• Learning Day: F.A.R.T.s The Movies 🌭01/20/2023
• Learning Day: What Makes a Woman GIB?01/10/2023
• Learning Day: How to Work for a Woman Boss01/09/2023
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Podcasting Day 🌭12/28/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: The Best of YOU 🌭12/27/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Sissyneck Day 🌭12/26/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Dennard Dayle Day 🌭12/23/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Tom Reimann Day 🌭12/22/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Alex Schmidt Day 🌭12/21/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Brendan McGinley Day 🌭12/20/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Lydia Bugg Day! 🌭12/19/2022
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Learning Day 🌭12/12/2022
• Learning Day: President Warren G. Harding’s Unbreakable Dong Cryptography 🌭12/06/2022
• Learning Day: The O’Reilly Factor for Kids 🌭11/29/2022
• Learning Day: The Frank Frazetta Museum 🌭11/22/2022
• Learning Day: Taoist Feces Exercise 🌭11/18/2022
• Learning Day: Lydia Bugg’s Mancavin’ Redux11/14/2022
• Learning Day: NUDE Cigar Smoking11/11/2022
• Upse- LEARNING DAY??: How to Prepare and Administer Hypnotic Prescriptions11/04/2022
• Learning Day: Death Train11/01/2022
• Learning Day: MoonStar Academy CERTIFIED Psychic 🌭10/24/2022
• Learning Day: Jason Pargin’s Victorian Boner Alarms! 🌭10/20/2022
• Learning Day: Alex Schmidt’s Pedestrianism! 🌭10/18/2022
• Learning Day: MONSTERS BE GONE! BEDTIME SURVIVAL KIT10/14/2022
• Learning Day: Link 🌭09/29/2022
• Learning Day: The Princess and the Kiss09/23/2022
• Nerding Day: WikiHow to Act Like Shinji Ikari 🌭09/15/2022
• Learning Day: Sleep Walkin’!09/01/2022
• Learning Day: Napoleon Bonaparte’s Saucy Romance Novel08/30/2022
• Learning Day: Is Your Pet Psychic?08/29/2022
• Learning Day: LDS Preparedness Manual08/09/2022
• Learning Day: YouTube’s Pervert Bar 🌭07/26/2022
• Learning Day: Raw Deal’s Fake Death07/19/2022
• Learning Day: A Guy’s Guide to Being a Man’s Man07/05/2022
• Learning Day: Bowl Better Using Self Hypnosis06/24/2022
• Learning Day: Into the Silververse06/21/2022
• Learning Day: The Great Grapefruit CONK 🌭06/14/2022
• Learning Day: The Useless Droid06/10/2022
• Learning Day: The Bridge and the Pump 🌭06/07/2022
• Learning Day: Cooking with Garfield 🌭05/16/2022
• Learning Day: Wilford Brimley’s Hard Target 🌭05/10/2022
• Learning Day: Walt Builds a Family Fallout Shelter05/03/2022
• Learning Day: How to Improve Your Memory Fast04/22/2022
• Learning Day: Isn’t That Something? 🌭04/07/2022
• Learning Day: The Old-Timey Madness Collection03/31/2022
• Learning Day: Alex Rodriguez’s Children’s Book03/29/2022
• Learning Day: 2,002 Ways to Show Your Kids You Love Them03/18/2022
• Learning Day: How to Murder Your Wife 🌭03/14/2022
• Learning Day: The Missouri Breaks 🌭03/08/2022
• Learning Day: Magic & The Bible 🌭02/25/2022
• Learning Day: The Cursed Lore of Southpaw 🌭02/08/2022
• Learning Day: Jason Pargin’s Alpha Success Method 🌭01/20/2022
• Learning Day: WikiHow to Live in a Haunted House01/13/2022
• Learning Day: Divine Masculine Initiation 🌭01/10/2022
• Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Learning Days of 2021 🌭12/27/2021
• Learning Day: The Avengers Kill Santa 🌭12/13/2021
• Learning Day: Live Wild & Slow, Part 212/03/2021
• Learning Day: Live Wild & Slow, Part 112/02/2021
• Learning Day: The O’Reilly Factor… For Kids!11/23/2021
• Learning Day: Real Men Do Yoga11/22/2021
• Learning Day: You Can’t Make This Stuff Up! 🌭11/04/2021
• Learning Day: App Control Your Stupid Child10/05/2021
• Learning Day: Just Talkin’ AIDS with Steven Seagal! 🌭09/23/2021
• Learning Day: Halloween Adult: Halloween Costumes Halloween Adult Costumes: Turning Scary To Sexy Traditions, Kids, Bedtime, Fiend Scare 🌭09/13/2021
• Learning Day: Exo-Vaticana, Part 409/06/2021
• Learning Day: Exo-Vaticana, Part 308/30/2021
• Learning Day: ACTION FOR MEN!08/27/2021

• Punching Day: Empty Force 🌭09/18/2023
• Punching Day: A Big Bad BeetleBorg’s Christmas09/12/2023
• Punching Day: Dinosaurs for Hire09/04/2023
• Punching Day: The Mr. T Game09/01/2023
• Punching Day: Swerved08/08/2023
• Punching Day: Rocket Robin Hood07/10/2023
• Punching Day: 1001 Street Fighting Secrets06/09/2023
• Monster Wars: Filler Time 🌭05/26/2023
• Monster Wars: Best Dressed 🌭05/25/2023
• Punching Day: Man Comics for Jungle Ladies 🌭05/19/2023
• Punching Day: Fighting the Pain Resistant Attacker 🌭04/21/2023
• Punching Day: Karate Rock 🌭04/18/2023
• Punching Day: PUNCHES02/03/2023
• Punching Day: Captain Pronin 🌭01/12/2023
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Punching Day 🌭12/13/2022
• Punching Day: The Bansenshukai11/15/2022
• Punching Day: Carnosaur 211/08/2022
• Punching Day: Live Wire09/27/2022
• Punching Day: Sandman vs. Sabu 🌭06/20/2022
• Punching Day: FaceGym 🌭06/13/2022
• Punching Day: Baby Boxing05/31/2022
• Punching Day: Ninja Mind Control 🌭04/15/2022
• Punching Day: Stag Mag Cover Paintings03/24/2022
• Punching Day: Man Sports Comics! 🌭03/11/2022
• Punching Day: The Fashion of Marked for Death 🌭03/04/2022
• Punching Day: The Hidden Mustache in Predator 🌭01/25/2022
• Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best of Punching Days 2021 🌭12/28/2021
• Punching Day: Kicking Jeans 🌭11/12/2021
• Punching Day: Robot Jox 🌭10/26/2021
• Punching Day: Dick Jones’ Robo-Crap 🌭10/19/2021
• Punching Day: MacGyver Fights Ants 🌭10/15/2021
• Punching Day: American Police Jiu-Jitsu 🌭09/02/2021
• Golden Age Comics: Lash Larue 🌭08/13/2021
• Punching Day: Self-Improvement, Self-Defense, Self-Help, Self-Care for Girls and Women 🌭08/02/2021
• Punching Day: A Man. Kicks. A Horse. In the Penis. 🌭07/15/2021
• Punching Day: Sister Sensei 🌭06/22/2021
• Punching Day: South Asian Movie Posters06/11/2021
• Punching Day: Charles Fitzgerald – ADVENTUROUS MOON BALL COP 🌭06/08/2021
• Punching Day: Hidy Ochiai – The ’80s Most Karate Cover Model05/11/2021
• Punching Day: The Fight for Your Life Karate Kwiz 🌭04/27/2021
• Punching Day: Unshattered Love – The Novelization of Shatterhand 🌭03/16/2021
• Punching Day: Kenner’s Terminator 2 Toy Line 🌭03/09/2021
• Punching Day: Malibu Comics’ Street Fighter – The Comic 🌭02/23/2021
• Punching Day: Fight Back!02/16/2021
• Punching Day: The Official WWF Merchandise Catalog02/02/2021
• Punching Day: The Raid: Redemption01/26/2021
• Punching Day: YOUNG, ALERT, and AWARE01/05/2021
• Punching Day: Marvel Questprobe’s The Hulk 🌭12/29/2020
• Punching Day: The Best of 2020 🌭12/22/2020
• Kung Fu for Girls12/15/2020
• The Magic of Martial Arts 🌭12/08/2020
• Street Fighter the Animated Series12/01/2020
• Self-Defense Aerobics 🌭11/24/2020
• Malibu’s Mortal Kombat Comics 🌭11/17/2020
• Pressure Point Karate Made Easy 🌭11/10/2020
• Karate Blazers 🌭11/03/2020
• Karate for Snakes10/27/2020
• Punching Day: Karate Rap10/20/2020
• The Bouncing World of Road House 🌭10/13/2020
• Undercover Grandpa10/06/2020
• The Stunts of Steven Seagal’s Kill Switch09/29/2020
• The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody, Part 2 🌭09/15/2020
• Classic Remaster – Brockway’s MC and Seanbaby’s CYODFMA09/08/2020
• SELF-DEFENSE For YOUR CHILD09/01/2020
• The Way Cobra Eats Pizza 🌭08/25/2020
• Steven Seagal’s World of Warships08/11/2020
• The Penetrating Saga of The Penetrator 🌭08/04/2020
• The Ads of True Crime Magazine07/28/2020
• The Bullshit Story of My Life’s Fight 🌭07/21/2020
• Exiles 🌭07/14/2020
• How to Protect Yourself & Survive 🌭07/07/2020
• Road to Sturgis06/30/2020
• Man Comics Presents… Pouch Hopfucker! 🌭06/23/2020
• He-Man’s Fisto’s Forest 🌭06/16/2020
• THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES 🌭06/09/2020
• Punching Day: Brockway Needs Time06/02/2020
• Bolo Yeung’s Opus Of Mediocrity 🌭05/26/2020
• Eliminator05/19/2020
• Let’s Read: The Bible, Self-Defense, & Martial Arts05/12/2020
• The Comic Strip05/05/2020
• PoxCo Regional Wrestling Magazine04/28/2020
• Night Man 🌭04/21/2020
• Probably True Stories of ’90s Action Stars Giving Script Notes 🌭04/14/2020
• Combat Simulation Suits 🌭04/07/2020
• Let’s Read: Martial Dance 🌭03/31/2020
• The Sketches of Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling 🌭03/24/2020
• The Arcade Masterpiece D.D. Crew03/17/2020
• Double Dragon The Movie 🌭03/10/2020
• 101 Weapons for Women03/03/2020

• Nerding Day: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad09/21/2023
• Nerding Day: American Romance09/19/2023
• Nerding Day: Branson on Stage09/11/2023
• Nerding Day: Law & Order SVU’s Gamergate Episode09/05/2023
• Nerding Day: Rifts08/22/2023
• Nerding Day: The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill08/17/2023
• Nerding Day: Everyone the Wonder Twins Rescued Should Be Dead – Bear Erotica 🌭08/04/2023
• Nerding Day: Archie’s Sonshine08/01/2023
• Nerding Day: Singles Ward07/25/2023
• Nerding Day: Sky Dancers and Dragon Flyz07/18/2023
• Nerding Day: The Squire and the Scroll 🌭06/23/2023
• Nerding Day: Cursed Worlds06/22/2023
• Nerding Day: Skeleton Warriors06/20/2023
• Nerding Day: POPular TEEN-AGERS06/19/2023
• Nerding Day: L.I.F.E. Brigade 2 🌭06/15/2023
• Nerding Day: Jokes, Puns & Riddles06/13/2023
• Nerding Day: L.I.F.E. Brigade #1 🌭06/08/2023
• Nerding Day: The Incredible Hulk Hostess Snack Ads 🌭06/02/2023
• Nerding Day: German Disco Christmas Star Wars05/11/2023
• Nerding Day: Snailiens 🌭05/09/2023
• Nerding Day: Mary Kate and Ashley in Action – Fast Food Fight!05/08/2023
• Nerding Day: Stardust, Part 2 🌭05/05/2023
• Nerding Day: Stardust, Part 1 🌭04/25/2023
• Nerding Day: The Mortal Kombat Live Tour Promo04/20/2023
• Nerding Day: The Official Mortdecai Twitter Account04/07/2023
• Nerding Day: Insektors 🌭03/28/2023
• Nerding Day: Balloonatiks 🌭03/21/2023
• Nerding Day: Marty Party in Space03/03/2023
• Nerding Day: MYFAROG 🌭02/28/2023
• Nerding Day: The Conservation Corps 🌭02/23/2023
• Nerding Day: Tricks to Pick Up Chicks 🌭02/17/2023
• Nerding Day: Vampire Jokes and Cartoons 🌭02/10/2023
• Nerding Day: Buster Brown 🌭01/26/2023
• Nerding Day: Mormon Toy Review01/16/2023
• Nerding Day: Destiny Turns On The Radio01/02/2023
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Nerding Day 🌭12/14/2022
• Nerding Day: OMAC One Man Army?11/28/2022
• Nerding Day: Spider-Man vs. Urkel 🌭11/25/2022
• Nerding Day: Malibu Comics’ Firearm: The Movie11/17/2022
• Nerding Day: Malibu Comics’ Firearm 🌭11/10/2022
• Nerding Day: Bokee’s Trek11/07/2022
• Nerding Day: 1993’s Street Fighter 2 Toyline11/03/2022
• Nerding Day: The Deep Lore of the Monster Mash 🌭10/31/2022
• Nerding Day: Incarnate 🌭10/11/2022
• Nerding Day: Blips! 🌭10/07/2022
• Nerding Day: Doom – Hell on Earth, A Novel 🌭10/04/2022
• Nerding Day: Archie’s Weird Mysteries10/03/2022
• Nerding Day: Mojses by Qumm 🌭09/30/2022
• Nerding Day: Charmed’s “Twice in a Blue Moon”09/26/2022
• Nerding Day: Adult Only Practical Jokes09/19/2022
• Nerding Day: Clobberin’ Time! The Marvel OverPower Game Guide09/13/2022
• Nerding Day: Mark Millar’s Nemesis 🌭09/06/2022
• Nerding Day: Barbie MAD LIBS 🌭09/02/2022
• Nerding Day: The Horny Christian Doom Novelization08/23/2022
• Nerding Day: Going Bananas! 🌭08/22/2022
• Nerding Day: The Troubling Puzzles of Karly 🌭08/19/2022
• Nerding Day: The King’s Daughter08/02/2022
• Nerding Day: i tell c07/12/2022
• Nerding Day: The Legend of Zelda Commercial06/28/2022
• Nerding Day: 101 Hamburger Jokes 🌭06/03/2022
• Anime Week: How to Draw Sexy Anime Girls! 🌭05/27/2022
• Anime Week: JoJo’s Ape Episode! 🌭05/24/2022
• Anime Week: The Banned Sailor Moon Episode! 🌭05/23/2022
• Nerding Day: Joe 90 – The Most Special Agent05/12/2022
• Nerding Day: Alpha Flight vs. Pink Pearl!05/09/2022
• Nerding Day: WIZARDS05/02/2022
• Nerding Day: The Dilbert Future04/26/2022
• Nerding Day: The Mighty Hercules04/18/2022
• Nerding Day: M.A.S.K.04/14/2022
• Nerding Day: Batman/FaZe Clan 🌭04/08/2022
• Nerding Day: Legends of the Superheroes! 🌭03/22/2022
• Nerding Day: Star Trek Food Review03/21/2022
• Nerding Day: Superhero Stars 🌭02/11/2022
• Nerding Day: Garfield’s Insults, Put-Downs & Slams01/17/2022
• Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Nerding Days of 2021 🌭12/31/2021
• Nerding Day: How to Win at Growl 🌭12/17/2021
• Nerding Day: Teleroboxer 🌭11/26/2021
• Nerding Day: Virtuosity 🌭11/16/2021
• Nerding Day: Sneak King11/15/2021
• Nerding Day: Catman Eats a Single Egg11/08/2021
• Nerding Day: Snipes or Blade?11/05/2021
• Nerding Day: The Crusaders 🌭11/02/2021
• Nerding Day: Drunken Street Fighter10/28/2021
• Nerding Day: Superman’s Dad is a Psychopath 🌭10/21/2021
• Nerding Day: Gremlins 210/11/2021
• Nerding Day: Westone Page 🌭10/04/2021
• Nerding Day: Marvel’s OverPower Cards 🌭09/28/2021
• Nerding Day: Abduction09/27/2021
• Nerding Day: Skyrim Personality Flaws09/16/2021
• Nerding Day: Everyone the Wonder Twins Rescued Should Be Dead, Episode 2 🌭09/09/2021
• Nerding Day: The Unofficial Holy Bible for Minecrafters 🌭08/17/2021
• Golden Age Comics: Captain Ghost 🌭08/10/2021
• Nerding Day: The Shield 🌭07/27/2021
• Nerding Day: The Gifted RAP07/22/2021
• Nerding Day: The Rainbow Strikes!07/20/2021
• Nerding Day: Lessons I Learned From Fallout07/13/2021
• Seanbaby Nerding: Pokemon and Harry Potter – A Fatal Attraction 🌭07/06/2021
• Nerding Day: Lexx 🌭06/15/2021
• Nerding Day: Pokemon Training Video05/18/2021
• Nerding Day: The Hood 🌭05/17/2021

• Fucking Day: Send Nudes: Body S.O.S.10/03/2023
• Fucking Day: Tilted Kilt’s Missed Shots10/02/2023
• Fucking Day: The Sensuous Man09/14/2023
• Fucking Day: Make Your Own Sex Toys 🌭09/08/2023
• Fucking Day: Running Delilah08/24/2023
• Fucking Day: A Lover’s Guide to Self Pleasuring 🌭08/18/2023
• Fucking Day: Labor of Love08/15/2023
• Fucking Day: Come On A My House 🌭07/14/2023
• Fucking Day: Sex Technique for Husband and Wife06/27/2023
• Fucking Day: Cookbooks for Fuckin’04/28/2023
• Fucking Day: The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting European Men04/17/2023
• Fucking Day: When God Writes Your Love Story04/13/2023
• Fucking Day: The Sexual Key to the Tarot04/11/2023
• Fucking Day: Katy Keene03/13/2023
• Fucking Day: Godek’s Love Coupons 🌭03/10/2023
• Fucking Day: Celebrate the Self03/07/2023
• Fucking Day: BDSM Coloring Book02/20/2023
• Fucking Day: Bagged by the Groceries02/13/2023
• Vanning Day: The 2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest Winners!02/02/2023
• Fucking Day: Naked Attraction 🌭01/31/2023
• Vanning Day: The 2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest01/19/2023
• Fucking Day: How to Date a Jamaican Man01/06/2023
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Fucking Day 🌭12/15/2022
• Fucking Day: How to Talk Dirty 🌭11/21/2022
• Fucking Day: SUPERSEX! 🌭10/25/2022
• Fucking Day: Nash 🌭09/20/2022
• Fucking Day: The Hunk Boat 🌭09/16/2022
• Fucking Day: Kissing, The Complete Guide09/12/2022
• Fucking Day: How to Meet, Date, and Marry Your Filipina Wife09/09/2022
• Fucking Day: Vanilla Ice’s Now & Forever08/16/2022
• Fucking Day: Bible Blowjob: The Sexy Blowjob: Blow Job Like a Pro08/01/2022
• Fucking Day: How to Pick Up Women Like an A**hole 🌭07/29/2022
• Fucking Day: Phil Hirsch’s Boob Joke Books 🌭07/22/2022
• Fucking Day: My Mutant Heart07/18/2022
• Fucking Day: Love in the Jungle06/27/2022
• Fucking Day: A Bluntly Titled Sex Manual06/17/2022
• Fucking Day: How to Sleep with your Girlfriend’s Friends 🌭06/06/2022
• Fucking Day: Sex Spells 🌭05/20/2022
• Fucking Day: How to Pick Up Japanese Girls 🌭05/06/2022
• Fucking Day: Dick Fight Island 2, Part 2 🌭05/05/2022
• Fucking Day: Dick Fight Island 2, Part 1 🌭04/28/2022
• Fucking Day: Old Fashioned04/11/2022
• Fucking Day: 1,001 Sexcapades To Do If You Dare 🌭04/01/2022
• Fucking Day: 2001 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show03/28/2022
• Fucking Day: Red Shoe Diaries “Kidnap”02/22/2022
• Fucking Day: Unofficial Steve Buscemi Merch Review 🌭02/21/2022
• Fucking Day: Love n’ Dancing02/14/2022
• Fucking Day: Acapulco H.E.A.T.02/07/2022
• Fucking Day: City Dragon02/01/2022
• Fucking Day: Nude BBQ01/28/2022
• Fucking Day: The Design Your Own Van Contest Winners! 🌭01/27/2022
• Fucking Day: The 1900HOTDOG Custom Van Contest!01/18/2022
• Fucking Day: Don Diebel’s Blog Tragedy 🌭01/14/2022
• Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Fucking Days of 2021 🌭01/03/2022
• Fucking Day: 269 Amazing Sex Tips & Tricks For Her12/24/2021
• Fucking Day: Horny, Horny Santas 🌭11/29/2021
• Fucking Day: How to Pick Up Girls at a Con 🌭11/19/2021
• Fucking Day: Fabio – A Time for Romance10/25/2021
• Fucking Day: The Maltese Asshole10/12/2021
• Fucking Day: Xtra Naughty Cakes09/21/2021
• Fucking Day: Hamburger: The Motion Picture 🌭09/20/2021
• Fucking Day: HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME!09/17/2021
• Fucking Day: Barn Porn 🌭09/07/2021
• Fucking Day: HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME… and Have Her Beg for More! It Really Works! The First and Only Book That Tells You Exactly How 🌭08/26/2021
• Fucking Day: Wicked City08/20/2021
• Fucking Day: What I learned About the Female Sexuality from Feminism Author Jill Emerson 🌭07/09/2021
• Fucking Day: Fabio After Dark07/05/2021
• Fucking Day: SEXERCISES 🌭07/01/2021
• Fucking Day: Horny eBay Ghost Hunting06/24/2021
• Fucking Day: Ally McBeal’s Ass CPR Episode 🌭06/07/2021
• Fucking Day: Dick Fight Island, Part 2 🌭06/01/2021
• Fucking Day: How to Pick Up Girls!05/27/2021
• Fucking Day: Dick Fight Island, Pt. 1 🌭05/24/2021
• Fucking Day: Peter Lemongello’s Love ’7605/20/2021
• Fucking Day: Say I Love You – I Love You For Being Here04/29/2021
• Fucking Day: Sex Magick for the Solitary Practitioner 🌭04/26/2021
• Fucking Day: How to Seduce Your Lover Forever 🌭04/15/2021
• Fucking Day: 1,001 Las Vegas Nights04/06/2021
• Fucking Day: Blondes Prefer Gentlemen 🌭03/30/2021
• Fucking Day: Orbit’s Sexy Pizza03/25/2021
• Fucking Day: Witches of East End03/18/2021
• Fucking Day: The ecstasy of loving God 🌭03/04/2021
• Fucking Day: The Extremely Horny Trading Cards of Star Trek 🌭02/11/2021
• Fucking Day: 60 Sexy spells of seduction 🌭02/04/2021
• Fucking Day: Playgirl Morning Workout01/21/2021
• Fucking Day: The Romance Writers’ Phrase Book🌭01/14/2021
• Fucking Day: The VR Sex Odyssey🌭01/07/2021
• Fucking Day: Gabriel Byrne’s Hottest Sex Scene 🌭12/31/2020
• Gor12/17/2020
• A Very Rooney Fucking Retrospective12/10/2020
• Transformers Kiss Players12/03/2020
• Explaining Prince to People Who Don’t Know Prince11/19/2020
• Sensual Fantasy For Lovers11/12/2020
• Inseminoid11/05/2020
• 101 Ways to Get and Keep His Attention 🌭10/29/2020
• Denise Richards’ Hottest Scene10/22/2020
• The Better Sex Guide to Anal Pleasure10/15/2020
• Fucking Day: Hololive10/08/2020
• Podcasting: Godek’ing with April O’Neil 🌭10/01/2020
• The Several Opportunities For Sex Of Black Scorpion09/24/2020

• Upsetting Day: That Bank Teller From Dragged Across Concrete09/22/2023
• Nerding Day: McGruff’s Smart Kids Album 🌭08/29/2023
• Upsetting Day: Flirt Squirts08/28/2023
• Upsetting Day: William Wegman’s Sensual Dogs 🌭08/07/2023
• Upsetting Day: Church Ball07/31/2023
• Upsetting Day: THE STIMULATOR07/21/2023
• Upsetting Day: ReelShort TV07/17/2023
• Upsetting Day: S Rob Magic Revisited07/13/2023
• Upsetting Day: John Fenley’s Cursed Crime Warehouse 🌭07/06/2023
• Upsetting Day: Elf-Help for Coping with Cancer 🌭06/26/2023
• Upsetting Day: TikTok Shrimp Dance Man06/12/2023
• Upsetting Day: Ambush Universe Reese’s Puffs06/05/2023
• Upsetting Day: Pregnant in Heels 🌭05/29/2023
• Upsetting Day: Orson Scott Card’s Lost Boys05/18/2023
• Upsetting Day: Seth Speaks – The Eternal Validity of the Soul 🌭05/15/2023
• Upsetting Day: The Games Children Play 🌭05/12/2023
• Upsetting Day: V the Musical05/02/2023
• Upsetting Day: The Goop Mother’s Day Gift Guide04/24/2023
• Upsetting Day: God’s Clowns 🌭03/31/2023
• Upsetting Day: Revelation Road 🌭03/27/2023
• Upsetting Day: Yiddish for Dogs 🌭03/24/2023
• Upsetting Day: Masks for Children03/20/2023
• Upsetting Day: Nathfield02/27/2023
• Upsetting Day: The Beverly Hills Teens Hypnotism Episode02/21/2023
• Upsetting Day: Prime Mover 🌭02/16/2023
• Upsetting Day: Charmin’s Toilet Tunes02/06/2023
• Upsetting Day: Wuthering High01/30/2023
• Upsetting Day: Hate Mail from Cheerleaders01/24/2023
• Upsetting Day: The CCP Rap 🌭01/17/2023
• Upsetting Day: The Girl Watcher 🌭01/13/2023
• Upsetting Day: The Annual Tumblefook & Pygge’s Catalog 🌭01/03/2023
• The Best Hot Dogs of 2022: Upsetting Day 🌭12/16/2022
• Upsetting Day: The Slotomania Live Christmas Special 🌭12/09/2022
• Upsetting Day: RAPIST BEWARE! 🌭12/08/2022
• Upsetting Day: A Very Larry Christmas 🌭12/05/2022
• Upsetting Day: Vegemorphs12/02/2022
• Upsetting Day: Brendan McGinley’s Dogs of Glory! 🌭10/21/2022
• Upsetting Day: Lydia Bugg’s Adult Clown Mouth Review! 🌭10/17/2022
• Upsetting Day: Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde10/10/2022
• Upsetting Day: S Rob Magic10/06/2022
• Upsetting Day: Anne Geddes09/05/2022
• Upsetting Day: The Horror at Red Hook08/26/2022
• Upsetting Day: The Trial of the Hamburglar08/15/2022
• Upsetting Day: Listen to My Heart: Lessons in Love, Laughter, and Lunacy08/12/2022
• Upsetting Day: Titanic 666 🌭08/08/2022
• Upsetting Day: Monsters in My Closet… But Not for Long! 🌭08/05/2022
• Upsetting Day: Bibleman vs. The Prince of Pride!07/25/2022
• Upsetting Day: Cooking with Mountain Dew 🌭07/11/2022
• Upsetting Day: Food Boy!07/04/2022
• Upsetting Day: Why Mommy Carries a Gun 🌭07/01/2022
• Upsetting Day: Dennis Miller’s The Rant Zone05/30/2022
• Upsetting Day: An All-Book Breakup 🌭05/17/2022
• Upsetting Day: 101 Things to do During a Dull Sermon05/13/2022
• Upsetting Day: The Bill O’Reilly Comic Book 🌭04/29/2022
• Upsetting Day: CAKE! SLAP!04/25/2022
• Upsetting Day: Insurrection! 🌭04/19/2022
• Upsetting Day: The Eddie Vedder Margarita 🌭04/12/2022
• Upsetting Day: Aliens vs. Predator Will Kill Your Mom04/05/2022
• Upsetting Day: Before You Leap04/04/2022
• Upsetting Day: Written in the Stars03/07/2022
• Upsetting Day: Michael Jackson Speaks from Heaven02/28/2022
• Upsetting Day: The Grabowski Shuffle 🌭02/18/2022
• Upsetting Day: Ricky Goes to Church! 🌭02/04/2022
• Upsetting Day: Y2K Family Survival Guide01/31/2022
• Upsetting Day: How Not to Look Old01/24/2022
• Upsetting Day: Martial Signing 🌭01/21/2022
• Upsetting Day: 15 Scenes That Definitely Happened in Fictional Universes 🌭01/11/2022
• Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Upsetting Days of 2021 🌭01/04/2022
• Upsetting Day: The Pumblechook & Figg Catalogue of the Christ-Mass 2021 🌭12/23/2021
• Upsetting Day: Lou Monte’s Italian Animal Songs12/20/2021
• Upsetting Day: Judge Dredd Accidentally(?) Endorses Fascism12/16/2021
• Upsetting Day: The Maverik Grill Eatin’ Review 🌭12/07/2021
• Upsetting Day: Dystopian Christmas Villages 🌭12/06/2021
• Upsetting Day: Japanese Punishment Games11/18/2021
• Upsetting Day: Corey Haim’s Me, Myself & I – Part 211/01/2021
• Upsetting Day: Corey Haim’s Me, Myself, and I10/29/2021
• Upsetting Day: Raggedy Ann the Musical 🌭10/18/2021
• Upsetting Day: The Wonderful World of Dogs 🌭10/14/2021
• Upsetting Day: 1,003 Great Things to Smile About 🌭10/08/2021
• Upsetting Day: Verotika09/14/2021
• Upsetting Day: Icy Spicy Leoncie09/10/2021
• Upsetting Day: Epic Benders08/31/2021
• Golden Age Comics: Chop Chop 🌭08/11/2021
• Upsetting Day: Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! 🌭08/06/2021
• Upsetting Day: Sanford and Evans Double Feature 🌭07/16/2021
• Upsetting Day: Natural Harvest06/25/2021
• Upsetting Day: Last Ounce of Courage 🌭06/18/2021
• Upsetting Day: ANGELIC DEFENDERS & DEMONIC ABUSERS 🌭06/04/2021
• Upsetting Day: More Email From God for Teens05/28/2021
• Upsetting Day: Dear Gamepro, I Am A Fucking Psychopath 🌭05/21/2021
• Upsetting Day: Pound Puppies TV Special05/10/2021
• Upsetting Day: The Switch 🌭04/22/2021
• Upsetting Day: Classic Remaster – Rebooting the Reboot04/16/2021
• Upsetting Day: Jewel-Osco’s JoJo Mascot Can Suck It04/13/2021
• Upsetting Day: 101 Things to Make Her Wet04/09/2021
• Upsetting Day: 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know04/02/2021
• Upsetting Day: The Most Excellent Book of How to be a Clown 🌭03/26/2021
• Upsetting Day: Sarazanmai 🌭03/19/2021
• Upsetting Day: The Lawnmower Man 🌭03/05/2021
• Upsetting Day: The 13 Crappiest Demons 🌭02/19/2021