Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Fucking Day: Open House
04/14/2026
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Nerding Day: Whoopee!
04/13/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Brockway vs Seanbaby!
04/11/2026
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Teamworking Day: Prince Interactive
04/10/2026
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Ol’ Randy Quaid Surprise
04/09/2026
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Upsetting Day: Custodian🌭
04/08/2026
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Upsetting Day: Our Children Forever
04/07/2026
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Punching Day: Battle Of The Network Stars
04/06/2026
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Hot Dog Store: An Extralarge Crisis!
04/04/2026
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Nerding Day: MaxiVision Power Video Challenge
04/03/2026
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Learning Day: Bull Cook
04/02/2026
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Nerding Day: The Musical Career of Aaron Richard Golub
04/01/2026
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Upsetting Day: Abba Alabanza
03/31/2026
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Learning Day: The Taco Bell Industry Plant🌭
03/30/2026
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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated March Podcast Roundup
03/29/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and More Micro Rib Tanks!
03/28/2026
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Fucking Day: Bumps and Grinds
03/27/2026
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Nerding Day: The TMNT RPG🌭
03/26/2026
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Learning Day: Baby Songs Presents: John Lithgow’s Kid-Size Concert
03/25/2026
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Upsetting Day: Zen as F*ck
03/24/2026
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Learning Day: Weetabix Gang
03/23/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Cursed Artifacts and a New Vault Tank
03/21/2026
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Fucking Day: The 1994 Fantastic Four Cartoon
03/20/2026
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Upsetting Day: A Seanbaby and Brockway Illustrated Adventure
03/19/2026
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Learning Day: Kid Safe: The Video🌭
03/18/2026
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Learning Day: So You Think You’re Gen Z
03/17/2026
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Nerding Day: Planet Of The Apps
03/16/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Right In The Brain Dick
03/14/2026
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Upsetting Day: Casey Bats Again
03/13/2026
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Nerding Day: The Design Doc for Crazy Frog Arcade Racer for PS2
03/12/2026
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Upsetting Day: Apple Jacks Mascots
03/11/2026
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Nerding Day: Angel Therapy
03/10/2026
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Nerding Day: Seth Green’s Stolen NFT Show🌭
03/09/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Handshake and Fightin’ Hogs
03/07/2026
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Reflecting Day: The Pizza Extra from 2013’s The Internship🌭
03/06/2026
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Punching Day: Gil vs. Galerito 🌭
03/05/2026
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Punching Day: Zen Filmmaking
03/04/2026
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Nerding Day: The Cosmic Game of Snakes and Arrows
03/03/2026
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Fucking Day: Franklin And Bash
03/02/2026
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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated February Podcast Roundup
03/01/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Be Cool, Just Click The Link
02/28/2026
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Nerding Day: Mary Beth’s Bean Bag World 2026
02/27/2026
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Fucking Day: A Totally Respectable, Average-Length History of Penis Enlargement🌭
02/26/2026
8 Comments
Learning Day: Psycho-Cybernetics
02/25/2026
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Upsetting Day: So You Think You’re a Millenial
02/24/2026
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Punching Day: Grandpa Slam
02/23/2026
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Hot Dog Store: A Micro-Rib Women’s Tank Top??
02/21/2026
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Learning Day: Melanie’s Marvelous Measles
02/20/2026
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Learning Day: Eternal Champions 2 Instruction Manual
02/19/2026
5 Comments
Nerding Day: Cybersix: The Live-Action Series
02/18/2026
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Nerding Day: HYBRID🌭
02/17/2026
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Fucking Day: Love Signs
02/16/2026
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Hot Dog Store: The Secret Men – A 1900HotDog Duxcast
02/14/2026
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Teamworking Day: Gun Self-Defense for Ladies
02/13/2026
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Hot Dog Double Appreciation Day: Nibble the Abgrundwurst
02/12/2026
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Nerding Day: Move Your Dead Bones
02/11/2026
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Nerding Day: Portraits of Personality
02/10/2026
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Fucking Day: A Guinea Pig Pride And Prejudice🌭
02/09/2026
5 Comments
Hot Dog Store: Catchin’ Up On 2026
02/07/2026
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Fucking Day: Bring Food. Arrive Naked.
02/06/2026
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