Alliteration is easy as hell.
This week I had several members tell me that our classic shirts were out of stock. I went down to Target and demanded to speak to a manager. Three hours later I left with new knowledge about how our store does and does not work. None of that is relevant though, I just wanted you to understand the lengths I go for you. I’ll fight a karate cop for you. That’s how much you mean to me!
Oh and also I went ahead and updated all the old shirts that were on pieces of clothing that ceased to exist. So check it out, all these classics back in stock, for you!
There are at least 7 bits in this 8-bit hot dog.
Assembled dogs, more like ASSembled dogs.
The classic BIGFEETS back in stock!
Knock Knock, who is there? The DOGG BOYZZ
Double your doggon with Double Doggon!
We’ve said it 380 times before and we’ll say it another 380, every day is upsetting day. It’s Hot Dog Days!
Let everyone know that they are the dorks, not you! Hot Dog Handshake
Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles
A story as old as time, Hot Dogs vs Apes
You’ve played the games, you’ve read the novels, now wear the shirt! Mormon Doom!
Year 2 Dogg Cru! Wow!
Last week I said the vault was having some upgrades. All I did was add one new thing and I’m not even gonna talk about it. I am the world’s greatest businessman.
Instead this week I’m bringing back…
Oh yeah, this one is a beauty. You know what they say: the game may die, the shirt never will. This incredible piece of history is available if you find it in the vault.
Good luck finding whatever else is hidden in there! And don’t buy it!