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Hot Dog Store: Cover your Traxx

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 05/30/2026
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Or maybe let Traxx cover you? That’s later, for now THE OFFICIAL ACTION FIGURE (shirt)!

I really enjoy this one. It has so many jokes packed into it like some kind of joke themed hydraulic press. Maybe. I’m running on fumes at the moment, just roll with it.

Show everyone how much of a fan of the last comedy website you are by buying the shirt of the action figure we wish we could make! With real Nitrate-Blasting action! Maybe if enough people wear the shirt we can make Big Action Figure bow to our demands and release the limited edition hot dog action figure for real. Wouldn’t that be something?

Funny thing about what is in the vault today…

Hey, have you ever been on the discord? Have you asked them to show you the 1988 classic film Traxx? Just pop on in and say “Hey, we watchin’ Traxx today?”

This is a throwback to one of the first Meat Parties. There’s this movie that is quite the experience. I can’t even explain it. I think Brockway said it best, “There’s a sick sense of unease throughout the whole film. It’s funny in the way that a bear with his head stuck in a log is funny — it’s also sad, and might get loose and kill you at any moment.”

Anyway, this is the Ghana Traxx Shirt, and it is only available in the vault.

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Gang Bang Memorial Taco Truck

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 05/28/2026
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Hot Dog Store: You were warned

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 05/23/2026
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Strange things in the vault, I can feel it. But let’s not focus on that yet.

Right now let’s focus on something we all love, a pint glass!

Get your drink on with this tasteful pixel logo adorned pint glass. It’s got a slice of pizza, it’s got seanbaby, it’s got brockway, all it needs is your beverage of choice and to be in your hand. Remember, these are beautiful works of art and should not be put in the dishwasher or microwave unless you want to destroy them. And by all means, you do you. You bought it, you can do anything you want with it!

Ok, last week I told you that you gotta buy the stuff I talk about here or t here will be fiscal consequences.

I didn’t have enough tank top money to fight off the dicks, and now they’ve exploded all over the vault.

I’ll be honest with you. If you buy this, you go on a list. But maybe that list says “HERO THAT BOUGHT A SHIRT TO WEAR TO THE BANK” you don’t know till you buy it. Also I really need you to buy a few of these so I can safely bring out new stuff. Tell you what, if someone buys this, I’ll see about getting a cool new design in the shop to balance the scales.

The power is yours!

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Hot Dog Store: Jiggle That Tank

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 05/16/2026
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The unnamed, unused Hot Dog mascot. Title unrelated.

A Farewell to Arms? More like a Hello to Arms, peep this:

We got Jimmy Jiggles on this weeks shirt, but we went ahead and ripped those sleeves off for you. Now everyone can see those gains. You have been drinking the special protein slurry we drip under your door each week, haven’t you? Do you know how hard it is to get half of those ingredients? Don’t be ungrateful, the least you can do is buy a tanktop to thank us for our sacrifices.

The vault smells like piss and arby’s, that can only mean eleven things…

It’s BIGFEETS!

Normally they say “Don’t get strangled by a bigfoot.” but really that isn’t a problem when you are wearing this VAULT EXCLUSIVE PLUNGING V-NECK VERSION OF THE BIGFEETS SHIRT HOLY SHIT WHAT??!?!??

That’s right, this week in the vault we have the classic BIGFEETS shirt but with less fabric than normal, entirely in the top middle chestal region, just for you! Don’t let this incredible offer pass you by, dive into the vaults and buy this today or next week you’ll get dick fight island.

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Hot Dog Store: A Most Delightful Mug!

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 05/09/2026
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I recently got this mug and it confuses the heck out of everyone who walks by my desk. It’s incredible.

I think it is a great conversation starter, or ender, depending on who you are talking to. There is no way to ever explain what it means to anyone, and it can hold liquids and some solids too. What an incredible deal, grab one today!

Something incredible is happening in the vault.