Check it out, I watched over 8,000 tiktok reels about how to make an engaging thumbnail. Did it work?
Hmmm, maybe it isn’t the time to pivot to video just yet. But for real though, I was looking at the shop and sorted by popularity and HOW IS THIS OUR LEAST POPULAR SHIRT?
Ranked dead last, it seems like nobody wants this shirt. How can this be? I mean I know technically one of them has to be last but like it doesn’t make sense that it would be this one. Are you all just buying that many extra copies of the other shirts? Did I not make the link to buy this shirt clear enough?
Here it is right here right on these words which is why they look different than the rest of the words. This shirt is absolutely gorgeous. You guys liked it when it was a mug, why not on a shirt? Is it because you are mad at me?
Look, I’ll make you a deal. Because this shirt deserves extra love and everyone should buy one, I’m going to reduce the price by
no dollars, and you can pay the full cost of it and thank me for it.
I had to go to my manager to get this approved, but that’s how much I want to make sure you get one of these.
And if you are looking for a cause to put your money toward…
Buy! That! Grave! The! Shirt! All proceeds go to purchasing the graves of our enemies.
That’s right, you can get in on the ground floor of this exciting enterprise where we are trying to get six feet lower. That’s the point of this whole thing really, Raise enough capital through memberships and shirt sales to finally secure the plot of our dreams. You know the one. And if you don’t know, the friendly people on the discord will explain the entire pyramid scheme and your grand part in it.