Author: 1900HOTDOG
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Who doesn’t love a good bit?
(Note, evil version of the shirt not available in this dimension)
Do you love fun? Do you love books? Do you love shirts that talk about 1001 ways to have fun from a book featuring the Seanbabies? Wow, I didn’t think you’d keep saying yeah to everything, you are going to love this shirt.
I sense a new arrival in the vault
Oh boy what a treat!
Brockway, McQuade, Pargin, Seanbaby. Four Kings beats whatever you’ve got going on. Someone asked for this gigantic desk mat in Discord, and we made it! That’s right, those with access to the vault get access to request cursed items, and if it isn’t too ridiculous, sometimes we make them! And sometimes they just get subjected to horrible, horrible curses. Life is a game of give and take.
Alliteration is easy as hell.
This week I had several members tell me that our classic shirts were out of stock. I went down to Target and demanded to speak to a manager. Three hours later I left with new knowledge about how our store does and does not work. None of that is relevant though, I just wanted you to understand the lengths I go for you. I’ll fight a karate cop for you. That’s how much you mean to me!
Oh and also I went ahead and updated all the old shirts that were on pieces of clothing that ceased to exist. So check it out, all these classics back in stock, for you!
There are at least 7 bits in this 8-bit hot dog.
Assembled dogs, more like ASSembled dogs.
The classic BIGFEETS back in stock!
Knock Knock, who is there? The DOGG BOYZZ
Double your doggon with Double Doggon!
We’ve said it 380 times before and we’ll say it another 380, every day is upsetting day. It’s Hot Dog Days!
Let everyone know that they are the dorks, not you! Hot Dog Handshake
Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles Jimmy Jiggles
A story as old as time, Hot Dogs vs Apes
You’ve played the games, you’ve read the novels, now wear the shirt! Mormon Doom!
Year 2 Dogg Cru! Wow!
Last week I said the vault was having some upgrades. All I did was add one new thing and I’m not even gonna talk about it. I am the world’s greatest businessman.
Instead this week I’m bringing back…
Oh yeah, this one is a beauty. You know what they say: the game may die, the shirt never will. This incredible piece of history is available if you find it in the vault.
Good luck finding whatever else is hidden in there! And don’t buy it!
So some of our older prints are on blanks that no longer exist. I’m working on updating it! First is one of our oldest pals. Maybe you forgot, maybe you didn’t know, but I’m here to remind you:
That’s right, none of you are safe! And to make sure you always remember that, we have our pal Ice Pop Paul available on all sorts of clothing you can wear at all times!
Here he is on a hoodie! Don’t like that color? That’s fine, we have six other colors to choose from!
“But what about when it gets too hot, and I need to take my hoodie off?” you say, desperately trying to find a loophole. NOPE, he is on your shirt!
“Aha! But my body is shaped different and I prefer a different cut. Sorry Ice Pop Paul, you’ll have to find someone else to torment.” That’s why we also have him available in this women’s style cut.
I’m gonna cut you off before you start, just like I did with these sleeves. We even have him on our tanktops, so stop trying to get out of this.
A bit of construction happening in the vault this week, so nothing to showcase there, but I saw recently someone was unaware of a very special thing that was created not too long ago.
It’s like music, but for your ears!
When we started this website, it was a thin excuse to pursue our true passion: Podcasting. When we started the podcast, it was a thin excuse to pursue our truer passion: Commissioning custom theme songs. Finally you can give us money for them, and help make a very small dent in our absolutely crippling theme song debt.
1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM contains 18 theme songs, 23 Extra Wieners, and 1 stunning high res artwork of all 16 of your favorite dogs. Featuring the musical talents of Zak Koonce, Jamie Kelly, Seanbaby, and technically Brockway, 1-900HOTDOG: THE ALBUM is the perfect theme music for any occasion, from the bedroom (fucking) to your neighbor’s carport (also fucking). You can fuck to this album. You can only fuck to it. You’re not allowed to do anything else but fuck while playing it.
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Hot Dog Store: Brockway vs Seanbaby!
IT’S SATURDAY! IT’S THE STOREPOST! IT’S A SEANBABY VS BROCKWAY AND NOBODY IS MAKING IT OUT ALIVE!
That’s right, this week I’m bringing back a classic, the Hot Dog Karate Shirt!
Choose your sensei and learn the forbidden groin secrets of the east with this incredibly comfy and cool as hell shirt! We have it in several colors and sizes but I’m not going to say which just in case it changes and I look like a jerk. Go click the link and look and buy it and put it on!
BUT WAIT, THEY AREN’T DONE FIGHTING!
OH SHIT, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
BROCKWAY IS FUCKING SEANBABY UP!
NOW SEANBABY HAS THE UPPER HAND!
WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL DIE?
The only way to decide is to buy a shirt. Victory is yours for the taking.
You can find these shirts and a bunch of other ridiculous merch in the secret PoxCo vault. I’m not gonna show you where it is though because that’s part of the adventure!
