Strange things in the vault, I can feel it. But let’s not focus on that yet.
Right now let’s focus on something we all love, a pint glass!
Get your drink on with this tasteful pixel logo adorned pint glass. It’s got a slice of pizza, it’s got seanbaby, it’s got brockway, all it needs is your beverage of choice and to be in your hand. Remember, these are beautiful works of art and should not be put in the dishwasher or microwave unless you want to destroy them. And by all means, you do you. You bought it, you can do anything you want with it!
Ok, last week I told you that you gotta buy the stuff I talk about here or t here will be fiscal consequences.
I didn’t have enough tank top money to fight off the dicks, and now they’ve exploded all over the vault.
I’ll be honest with you. If you buy this, you go on a list. But maybe that list says “HERO THAT BOUGHT A SHIRT TO WEAR TO THE BANK” you don’t know till you buy it. Also I really need you to buy a few of these so I can safely bring out new stuff. Tell you what, if someone buys this, I’ll see about getting a cool new design in the shop to balance the scales.
The power is yours!