The road is hot, the seatbelt buckle is hotter. It’s just you and the road and a bunch of our merch.
That’s right, it’s Dogg Rodd time! This design has everything a summer shirt needs: speed, heat, freaky vacuum tube eyes, and a bitchin’ car.
Slap this bad boy on before your next beach walk or parking lot argument, let them know who they are dealing with right away. It looks incredible and it lets everyone know that you are not currently accepting normal conversation.
Now while wearing the shirt, you may hear “Is that a hot dog in a hot rod?” And you can be like “duh, obviously, keep up” or you can [REDACTED] – Look, you can’t keep advocating that our readers rip out the still beating hearts of everyone that doesn’t understand their shirts. You are going to get someone thrown in jail. and eat it in front of them.
But July is no time to trap your arms in sleeve jail, unless they got warrants or something, so let those shoulders experience everything summer has to offer. It’s called tankmaxxing and you are totally going to be shoulderpilled.
And because your body is mostly a wet engine, you need containers. Lucky for you we’ve got two varieties here! The Dogg Rodd Mug is for hot things that keep you moving, like coffee and boiled red bull. The pint glass is for cool drinks that mellow you out, like a refreshing lemonade or tequila sunrise. But honestly as long as you handwash the pint glass and toss the mug in the dishwasher, you do you. Drink blood out of both and be the mayor of blood city if that’s how you want to roll. It’s your summer babe!
It’s getting too radical in here, let’s open the vault and equalize things a bit.
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.
We know you have a lot of questions just looking at this shirt. Don’t worry, we get this a lot: Brockway is E.T.’s prom date, E.T. is Seanbaby’s prom date, Seanbaby is Brockway’s prom date.