You did it, you bought enough pairs of Seanbaby socks and Brockway bathwater that we were able to get a new design in the shop for you.
Brett poured five souls into the creation of this, and boy did it pay off. Take a look:
We all know the old adage, “Ride low. Squatch high. Fear only corn.” Well now we finally have the shirt to represent it! It has everything you could possibly want in a shirt, and after buying it you can literally burn the rest of your clothes.
Hey, do you smell that? Take a deep whiff while I open the vault…
OH NO IT IS A LEVEL SEVEN INFECTION, QUICK TU-
rn this corner right here and have a seat. Have you heard about Corey?
Oh, you haven’t? Delightful. Well, as you know, I am Corey, they are
Corey, and as soon as you started to read the beginning of this sentence,
you are Corey. Isn’t it great, Corey? Being part of something so exciting
and comforting? Be sure to navigate your way through the vault to get your
official We Are Corey shirt, so everyone knows you are Corey. And then get
extra shirts so they also know they are Corey.