Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and More Micro Rib Tanks!

It’s almost April fools! I think that means you need to buy something for someone. That’s how the holiday works, right? Anyway, look at these bad boys. Try to collect them all! There are two.

This week I’m talkin about 1900HOTDOG HOT DOG PAIL KIDS!

Available right now in our store in a variety of colors and sizes. Here it is in a women’s cut.

Also available as a tank top in EIGHT different colors, including Oatmeal Triblend?!?! I think this is the most we’ve ever offered. That’s pretty incredible. One for every day of the week, and then a bonus for when you eat oatmeal I guess? Bet you’ve never had a dedicated oatmeal eating tank top like this.

These ain’t your mama’s mugs, unless you end up buying these mugs for your mama, in which case, they absolutely are your mama’s mugs.

And last, but certainly not least, the classic cut. This thing looks and feels incredible. It’s a beauty from start to finish, top to bottom.

We’ve been on a tank kick recently. This time I mean the vehicle AND the clothing!

Oh shit it’s the Dogg Boyzz, and they are on their very own micro-rib tank top!

Choose your outfit, and choose your character. This tanktop is available only in our vault, which is hidden away for all but our most special members. They frolic in the vault and drink cocoa and all kinds of cool stuff like have parties. You should totally join and find out what you are missing. Also buy a tanktop while you are in there.