Hot Dog Store: Bits For Your Chest And Mats For Your Desk

Who doesn’t love a good bit?

(Note, evil version of the shirt not available in this dimension)

Do you love fun? Do you love books? Do you love shirts that talk about 1001 ways to have fun from a book featuring the Seanbabies? Wow, I didn’t think you’d keep saying yeah to everything, you are going to love this shirt.

I sense a new arrival in the vault

Oh boy what a treat!

Brockway, McQuade, Pargin, Seanbaby. Four Kings beats whatever you’ve got going on. Someone asked for this gigantic desk mat in Discord, and we made it! That’s right, those with access to the vault get access to request cursed items, and if it isn’t too ridiculous, sometimes we make them! And sometimes they just get subjected to horrible, horrible curses. Life is a game of give and take.