I still have no idea where I put that damn catalog.
Well, in the meantime, why don’t you check out our cool Catalog of Cursed Artifacts shirt!
It comes in eight different colors, including one called OXBLOOD BLACK, which I think is this sort of dried blood color for some reason?
So, you know, you got options. Freaky options, but options!
We also have it in a women’s style cut, if that’s more your thing.
If you thought the eight colors with dried blood options shirt was impressive, this style comes in twelve different non-blood-based color varieties.
It won’t protect you from the horrors that are bound to head our way now, but it will cover your torso, and that’s a guarantee.
“But Hot Dog Store,” you say aloud to your phone while you read this in the bathroom, “I have enough shirts! Don’t you have options for those of us with fully covered torsos?”
Of course I do! I have everything! Check it out, we have The Catalog of Cursed Artifacts available as a poster. And not just any poster, we are talking about 16 by 20 inches of high quality 10.3 mil, 189 g/m² Japanese paper with an ISO brightness of 104% and a 94% opacity. Hang on, because I need a cigarette after typing that out.
This thing is beautiful. It’s thick, it’s bright, and it can double as a lap mat in a pinch.
Let’s look in the vault!
Save the world without leaving your chair.
War of the Cubes Micro-rib Tank Top available this week in the vault! Come and get it if you can! If not, maybe you can get an amazon delivery drone to hack the vault to get it for you?