8 replies on “Nerding Day: Battle For Milkquarious”
i don’t understand people who reach adulthood with hilarious last names since i would be changing it the second i hit 18. i work with a woman whose last name is butts. we work with children! a six-year-old calling you “ms. butts” in front of other children is the equivalent of setting off a bomb!
I am cursed with the line “I have a soft white secret, in my fridge is where I keep it” tickling my brain now. Hahaha!
Considering Valentine’s involvement, there’s no way the songs’ creepy/horny overtones aren’t intentional.
My very first thought upon reading that line
I just watched this thing on YouTube and I’m pretty sure there’s a few hours worth of DoggZone in there!
Why is no one talking about how gross milk is? Its all viscous and horrible and it tastes like milk. It smells like a dairy barn and goes bad (worse) if it touches sunlight for more than 1 minutes.
Is this not just a Beef and Dairy Network Podcast episode?
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8 replies on “Nerding Day: Battle For Milkquarious”
i don’t understand people who reach adulthood with hilarious last names since i would be changing it the second i hit 18. i work with a woman whose last name is butts. we work with children! a six-year-old calling you “ms. butts” in front of other children is the equivalent of setting off a bomb!
I can’t deal with how excited I am to find a lost Dick Valentine performance. Dr. Dairywiggle’s Luxurious Lullaby Ride In The Creamy Cave Of Wonderment is a banger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmiJGDtiKPY&list=LL&index=1
I am cursed with the line “I have a soft white secret, in my fridge is where I keep it” tickling my brain now. Hahaha!
Considering Valentine’s involvement, there’s no way the songs’ creepy/horny overtones aren’t intentional.
My very first thought upon reading that line
I just watched this thing on YouTube and I’m pretty sure there’s a few hours worth of DoggZone in there!
Why is no one talking about how gross milk is? Its all viscous and horrible and it tastes like milk. It smells like a dairy barn and goes bad (worse) if it touches sunlight for more than 1 minutes.
Is this not just a Beef and Dairy Network Podcast episode?