Holy shit, this activated some memories for me! I completely forgot about the deep Applejacks lore! I had somehow blocked CinnaMon from my mind.
Man, those were some wild commercials.
I swear I remember Apple Jacks having a frog mascot at some point but I can’t find anything about it online. I clearly have fallen out of my original timeline.
You’re probably thinking of Honey Smacks, which sounds like a parody cereal invented for a cartoon, now that I have to type it out.
Sugar Smacks (rhymes with Apple Jacks) had a frog.
I am being told that I did not need to point out the similarity between “Smacks” and “Jacks.” My apologies.
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Holy shit, this activated some memories for me! I completely forgot about the deep Applejacks lore! I had somehow blocked CinnaMon from my mind.
Man, those were some wild commercials.
I swear I remember Apple Jacks having a frog mascot at some point but I can’t find anything about it online. I clearly have fallen out of my original timeline.
You’re probably thinking of Honey Smacks, which sounds like a parody cereal invented for a cartoon, now that I have to type it out.
Sugar Smacks (rhymes with Apple Jacks) had a frog.
I am being told that I did not need to point out the similarity between “Smacks” and “Jacks.” My apologies.
That apple has definitely killed people