So some of our older prints are on blanks that no longer exist. I’m working on updating it! First is one of our oldest pals. Maybe you forgot, maybe you didn’t know, but I’m here to remind you:
That’s right, none of you are safe! And to make sure you always remember that, we have our pal Ice Pop Paul available on all sorts of clothing you can wear at all times!
Here he is on a hoodie! Don’t like that color? That’s fine, we have six other colors to choose from!
“But what about when it gets too hot, and I need to take my hoodie off?” you say, desperately trying to find a loophole. NOPE, he is on your shirt!
“Aha! But my body is shaped different and I prefer a different cut. Sorry Ice Pop Paul, you’ll have to find someone else to torment.” That’s why we also have him available in this women’s style cut.
I’m gonna cut you off before you start, just like I did with these sleeves. We even have him on our tanktops, so stop trying to get out of this.
A bit of construction happening in the vault this week, so nothing to showcase there, but I saw recently someone was unaware of a very special thing that was created not too long ago.
It’s like music, but for your ears!
When we started this website, it was a thin excuse to pursue our true passion: Podcasting. When we started the podcast, it was a thin excuse to pursue our truer passion: Commissioning custom theme songs. Finally you can give us money for them, and help make a very small dent in our absolutely crippling theme song debt.
1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM contains 18 theme songs, 23 Extra Wieners, and 1 stunning high res artwork of all 16 of your favorite dogs. Featuring the musical talents of Zak Koonce, Jamie Kelly, Seanbaby, and technically Brockway, 1-900HOTDOG: THE ALBUM is the perfect theme music for any occasion, from the bedroom (fucking) to your neighbor’s carport (also fucking). You can fuck to this album. You can only fuck to it. You’re not allowed to do anything else but fuck while playing it.