Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Fucking Day: A Totally Respectable, Average-Length History of Penis Enlargement🌭
02/26/2026
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Learning Day: Psycho-Cybernetics
02/25/2026
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Upsetting Day: So You Think You’re a Millenial
02/24/2026
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Punching Day: Grandpa Slam
02/23/2026
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Hot Dog Store: A Micro-Rib Women’s Tank Top??
02/21/2026
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Learning Day: Melanie’s Marvelous Measles
02/20/2026
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Learning Day: Eternal Champions 2 Instruction Manual
02/19/2026
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Nerding Day: Cybersix: The Live-Action Series
02/18/2026
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Nerding Day: HYBRID🌭
02/17/2026
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Fucking Day: Love Signs
02/16/2026
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Hot Dog Store: The Secret Men – A 1900HotDog Duxcast
02/14/2026
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Teamworking Day: Gun Self-Defense for Ladies
02/13/2026
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Hot Dog Double Appreciation Day: Nibble the Abgrundwurst
02/12/2026
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Nerding Day: Move Your Dead Bones
02/11/2026
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Nerding Day: Portraits of Personality
02/10/2026
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Fucking Day: A Guinea Pig Pride And Prejudice🌭
02/09/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Catchin’ Up On 2026
02/07/2026
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Fucking Day: Bring Food. Arrive Naked.
02/06/2026
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Fucking Day: The Air Supply Pregnant Bikini Contest
02/05/2026
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Nerding Day: The Creech🌭
02/04/2026
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Learning Day : Slavery 101
02/03/2026
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Upsetting Day: The Minions The Essentials
02/02/2026
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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated January Podcast Roundup
02/01/2026
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Hot Dog Store: This Shirt Does Not Make Sense
01/31/2026
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Upsetting Day: Collecting German Dolls
01/30/2026
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Reflecting Day: I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 is here!🌭
01/29/2026
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Nerding Day: FASA Promotional Videos
01/28/2026
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Nerding Day: Zodiac Faces🌭
01/27/2026
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Nerding Day: General Hospital The Board Game
01/26/2026
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Hot Dog Store: ICYMI 1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM
01/24/2026
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Learning Day: Diana Moran’s Fit Face
01/23/2026
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Upsetting Day: The Pitts🌭
01/22/2026
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Learning Day: Jot the Dot
01/21/2026
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Nerding Day: ICE the Comic Book
01/20/2026
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Punching Day: The Thing and Son of Satan
01/19/2026
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Hot Dog Store: 1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM
01/17/2026
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Learning Day: How to Name Your Pet
01/16/2026
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Nerding Day: Sissyneck’s Arcade
01/15/2026
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Nerding Day: Bio-Sapien
01/14/2026
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Nerding Day: Pendulum Craft
01/13/2026
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Upsetting Day: Celebrity Bear Hunt🌭
01/12/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Pint Glasses For Your Pint Asses
01/10/2026
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Nerding Day: Fight Club the Video Game
01/09/2026
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Punching Day: Chuggo’s Ah, C’mon
01/08/2026
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Nerding Day: Little Shop🌭
01/07/2026
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Learning Day: The Ultimate Civil War Quiz Book
01/06/2026
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Fucking Day: The Grinch That Stole Bitches
01/05/2026
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Hot Dog Store: Welcome to 2026
01/03/2026
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Best Hot Dog of 2025 – Teamworking Day🌭
01/02/2026
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Michael Swaim🌭
01/01/2026
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Mike Drucker🌭
12/31/2025
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Alex Schmidt 🌭
12/30/2025
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Sissyneck🌭
12/29/2025
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Podcasting Day: The Illustrated December Podcast Roundup
12/28/2025
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Hot Dog Store: The Last Store Post Of 2025
12/27/2025
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Seanbaby 🌭
12/26/2025
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Brockway 🌭
12/25/2025
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Merritt K 🌭
12/24/2025
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Dennard Dayle 🌭
12/23/2025
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Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Lydia Bugg 🌭
12/22/2025
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