The crew is hard at work on something new and cool, but in the meantime, I’m thirsty. Are you thirsty?
Irrelevant.
You will get thirsty at some point though and that’s what I’m here to help you with today.
Fun fact, anything you put in here tastes like fetid hotdog water. Don’t believe me? Buy one right now and try it. Worst case scenario I am wrong and you have a cool glass. But if it does work, oh buddy, can you imagine?
Hotdoggers will see this and say “Hell Yeah.” They are totally right. They also buy it because they are cool. You are cool, right? I’d hate to have to think you weren’t. Lookin’ at you, Mike.
You down with IPP? No, not the Insane Plown Posse, I’m talking about ICE POP PAUL. What a delightful scamp; you should invite him into your home and allow him to keep watch over you from his place within your curio. You don’t have a curio? Weird. Well, don’t worry, he’ll figure something out.
I feel a strong energy coming from the vault this week.
You know what was a great week?
Hunk week.
Our hunks celebrate the only way they know: Buns out. And thankfully you can celebrate buns to the wind while wearing this shirt, available only in the vault!