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Brockway decided to focus on longform Hot Dog journalism this year, and spent most of his time digging through the garbage of obscure fanfiction writers and aspiring animators to prove what lunatics they were. Yet somehow when they caught him in their backyards, pinned in the beam of a flashlight, his beard full of trash like a hungry raccoon, they insisted he was the actual lunatic. The fucking gall.
Street Fighter: Dream Never Ends, Part 1 🌭 & Part 2 🌭 & Part 3 🌭
Talyn Rahman-Figueroa makes her living grifting aspiring diplomats on social media, but her true passion is and will always be inserting herself into Street Fighter* fanfiction about fucking**. Her other, even more true passion is defrauding Capcom to make it seem official.
*There will be no Street Fighting.
**There will also be no fucking.
An anti-drug sock puppet musical parody of Miami Vice starring Curt-Hiss the Beatboxing Snake. Well, we say “starring,” but the only real star here is Mr. Crack.
CyberKnight and the Hand Puppet Commandos Part 1 🌭 & Part 2 🌭
In CyberKnight and the Hand Puppet Commandos Part 1, you’ll laugh at the flailing creative efforts of a horny old racist puppet weirdo. In CyberKnight and the Hand Puppet Commandos Part 2, you’ll learn about a real life hand-grenade based karate death cult and their explosive decapitations. It’s a ride.
Krull is a movie about many things: Oppression, rebellion, cyclopses, krulls. But mostly, it’s a story about love. And the sweet fucking flamethrower love gives you.
Hey you remember the animatronic Chuck E. Cheese band, right? Those forever-broken animal robots that wished you a musical happy birthday before shorting out half the arcade? They were the direct inspiration for Five Nights at Freddy’s. You knew that. Maybe you didn’t know their creator went insane trying to invent a new kind of energy and blew up a chunk of Florida with a homemade bomb. But you’ll know that after reading this, so it’s cool.
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3 replies on “Best Hot Dogs of 2025 – Brockway 🌭”
Just a list of the only posts he made this year. I’m sure there is a reason. I’m sure if I’d used my access to the Discord chat in the past I would know the “why” for him posting only 4 times a year. But I haven’t. Thusly, I remain ignorantly disappointed.
It’s actually eight posts, there are several multi-parters in here. But it’s a fair point, and something I only really appreciated once I put all these together. The light posting schedule isn’t from anything dramatic, I just run the day-to-day operations of the site/podcasts and as we grow, it gets overwhelming. I spend the bulk of my days doing all the admin stuff, plus I collect and write all the Appreciation Days, run BIGFEETS, and do all the Teamworking Days with Sean. So I post slightly more than it seems, but less than I would like. Also to be perfectly honest, I just got swamped in the back half of the year with book stuff. I’m gonna try to get back on a monthly posting schedule this year, but weekly probably won’t ever happen again.
I also like to think that you travel the highways and byways of the land to beat the everliving dogshit out of people that have let their Patreon account lapse.
But that’s me.