10 replies on “Fucking Day: Bring Food. Arrive Naked.”
While you area clearly Godek’s biggest hater, you might also actually be his biggest fan. I doubt anyone has read more Godek books than you or read them more closely.
Alas, poor Fronk. We knew him etc.
holy hell you found Even More from this absolute clownshoe of a creature and or being. can’t wait for the next pod where Jamie just chooses not to edit the full hour of event horizon esq wailing and eye gouging. gonna be good times all around, for sure.
There is no world where that title doesn’t feel like a threat. The ‘….Or Else’ is implicit.
Wait, chemistry divided by compatibility? That seems backwards to me, but after perusing my wife’s bookshelves, I have to agree. Top-rated romance results from maximum chemistry and minimal compatibility. Grouchy Teenager x Ageless Faerie Dragon Prince = peak romance.
I am convinced at this point that Godek is the father of Papa John
The promise of capitalism was that we’d get to watch incompetent goobers like this starve to death.
I feel like there’s a connection between Godek constantly suggesting pizza as being romantic and using “Are you Italian?” as an icebreaker with strangers
How the fuck do you even get your hands on this stuff? Did you flip someone in Godek’s publisher’s office, or are ARCs of his books available on the black market?
I still want Mr. Baby to write a list based romance book to rival these romance authors. That’d be the ultimate slam dunk on these people, show ’em how its done.
After that, you can do a proper “101 Something Jokes” book.
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10 replies on “Fucking Day: Bring Food. Arrive Naked.”
While you area clearly Godek’s biggest hater, you might also actually be his biggest fan. I doubt anyone has read more Godek books than you or read them more closely.
Alas, poor Fronk. We knew him etc.
holy hell you found Even More from this absolute clownshoe of a creature and or being. can’t wait for the next pod where Jamie just chooses not to edit the full hour of event horizon esq wailing and eye gouging. gonna be good times all around, for sure.
There is no world where that title doesn’t feel like a threat. The ‘….Or Else’ is implicit.
Wait, chemistry divided by compatibility? That seems backwards to me, but after perusing my wife’s bookshelves, I have to agree. Top-rated romance results from maximum chemistry and minimal compatibility. Grouchy Teenager x Ageless Faerie Dragon Prince = peak romance.
I am convinced at this point that Godek is the father of Papa John
The promise of capitalism was that we’d get to watch incompetent goobers like this starve to death.
I feel like there’s a connection between Godek constantly suggesting pizza as being romantic and using “Are you Italian?” as an icebreaker with strangers
How the fuck do you even get your hands on this stuff? Did you flip someone in Godek’s publisher’s office, or are ARCs of his books available on the black market?
I still want Mr. Baby to write a list based romance book to rival these romance authors. That’d be the ultimate slam dunk on these people, show ’em how its done.
After that, you can do a proper “101 Something Jokes” book.