It’s SATURDAY and that means one thing, and one thing only:

But first,

Remember that time Brockway and Seanbaby fought all those lava apes? Buy the commemorative shirt available here at these hyperlinked words! It’s something you’ll always want to forget and never will. Now on shirts!
And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

Piss, native boys, erotic brushing. The DuxCast has it all. If only it existed.

But the shirt exists, and is available RIGHT NOW in our vault. Oh we couldn’t let this bad boy go to just anyone. You gotta register your arms as lethal weapons in seventeen states if you buy one of these.
