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Teamworking Days are the most special of all hot dog days. Once a month, we join forces like a meat-based Voltron to make fun of something too mad to safely mock alone. Mockery works on the buddy system. This year we opened Teamworking up to exciting new combinations. No longer are we limited to Brockbaby. Now there’s Baby K, Buggneck, and even Sissynard! Collect them all, make them breed, become a god.
Detective Extralarge ðŸŒ
Seanbaby and Merritt K introduce you to Italy’s hugest detective: Extralarge. Detective Extralarge is a sexual powerhouse who solves every case with trundling and bonks. He’s kind of a horizontal Jack Reacher, A bounce-house Sonny Crockett. Like if all the human mass of The Rockford Files was just one guy. And his theme song will kill you.
What’s sexier than ventriloquism puppets? Don’t answer that. Unless your answer was their ventriloquists, which is wrong anyway. Seanbaby put together the hottest dating game in town, and Brockway adamantly refuses to play it. It’s simple self preservation. It won’t work.
Man After Man ðŸŒ
You know what they say: The best revenge is article-based. In a misplaced act of vengeance for Seanbaby’s Ventriloquist Dream Date, Brockway put together the hottest dating game of the future with Man After Man. And Seanbaby plays the hell out of it. He’s all in on the branching evolution of these future hunks! Onward, to a time when man has become nothing but buns!
ASMRchurch Part 1 🌠& Part 2 ðŸŒ
Dennard and Merritt K join forces to discuss ASMRchurch. The title is pretty self-explanatory, it’s your basic whisper church for AI anime perverts. Hey, the bible never said anything about anime sluts, crappy AI art, or sexy whispered sermons. It would, if they wrote it today. It would absolutely forbid all of those things.
Astaria Films ðŸŒ
Brockway brought Seanbaby a perfectly lovely gift: A sadsack goth incel on a musical journey through the Egyptian afterlife with graphics rendered on a broken Speak & Spell. Seanbaby brought Brockway a gift in return: it’s an assbeating. Long overdue.
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2 replies on “Best Hot Dog of 2025 – Teamworking Day🌔
I assume Poxco is using clicks to decide how to split up the year end bonus pool and to make its choices about who lives and who gets crushed to death by Detective Extralarge.
Well, I clicked on everything here equally, so everyone’s a winner. Or maybe everyone gets sat on by Extralarge. I guess we’ll see what Poxco decides!
This is erasure of
*kitty paws*