16 replies on “Learning Day: How to Name Your Pet”
This seems trivial now, but it’s definitely a deep kind of wrong to suggest ‘Willie Wonka’ and not recommend it for specifically a CHOCOLATE LAB
I appreciate the nightmarish thoroughness of Seanbaby’s research.
I kind of assumed that if Seanbaby has any pets, he might have named one after Mr T without the help of a book.
I said it about forty times before my mouth got really dry
Makes me think of Robert Evans’ cats “Saddam Hussein” and “Saddam Hussein’s Best Friend”. Can’t believe it didn’t make it into any of these books
I was too young at the time to understand or stop any of this but my dad did name a cat after Kato Kaelin, though it was spelled Cato for the pun. He also named my first dog, a boxer purchased when I was a few months old, Benazir. I’m pretty sure based on this information it’s possible to determine my exact date of birth and also what he named me.
I’m pretty sure this mixture of pleasure and intense suffering is how you create Cenobites. So people of the future: please put down that whispering Rubiks Cube, and we can finally lay Sean’s tortured soul to rest.
Sean, I don’t think think we, as Hot Dog aficionados, explicitly express to you how much we appreciate the kinds of mental Jigsaw-traps you’re constantly willing to expose yourself to in order to deliver this kind of comedy gold to us all. It’s a little like a guy going down to the Elephant’s Foot at Chernobyl to pick mushrooms because you just can’t get that particular “coated in uranium oxide dust” flavor with any other variety, but we should all acknowledge what you and the other brave souls here are doing to your mental health in the long run to entertain us all. Godspeed, you crazy bastard!
CUCK CUCK
THE WAY IT SCOLDS
CUCK CUCK
IT SCOLDS
CUCK CUCK
IT BURNS MOTHER
CUCK CUCK
MOTHER
I dont have anything constructive or helpful to add but after reading all that, I just want to leave proof that I was here.
Interesting side note about Texe Marrs: He’s extremely right wing, and has been somewhat of an inspiration to Alex Jones.
i kept looking over at the scroll bar in horror as i read this
You and me both
When we skipped to W on the first book with the scroll bar at about 5% I went to make popcorn & a drink and came back. I love settling in to a Seanbaby article
“Many authors are stupid, worthless assholes.” Truly the “Call me Ishmael” of our times.
I know of a Mr Catrick Swayze – which is objectively the best pet name of all time.
1-900-HOTDOG
Unlock with Patreon
16 replies on “Learning Day: How to Name Your Pet”
This seems trivial now, but it’s definitely a deep kind of wrong to suggest ‘Willie Wonka’ and not recommend it for specifically a CHOCOLATE LAB
I appreciate the nightmarish thoroughness of Seanbaby’s research.
I kind of assumed that if Seanbaby has any pets, he might have named one after Mr T without the help of a book.
I said it about forty times before my mouth got really dry
Makes me think of Robert Evans’ cats “Saddam Hussein” and “Saddam Hussein’s Best Friend”. Can’t believe it didn’t make it into any of these books
I was too young at the time to understand or stop any of this but my dad did name a cat after Kato Kaelin, though it was spelled Cato for the pun. He also named my first dog, a boxer purchased when I was a few months old, Benazir. I’m pretty sure based on this information it’s possible to determine my exact date of birth and also what he named me.
I’m pretty sure this mixture of pleasure and intense suffering is how you create Cenobites. So people of the future: please put down that whispering Rubiks Cube, and we can finally lay Sean’s tortured soul to rest.
Sean, I don’t think think we, as Hot Dog aficionados, explicitly express to you how much we appreciate the kinds of mental Jigsaw-traps you’re constantly willing to expose yourself to in order to deliver this kind of comedy gold to us all. It’s a little like a guy going down to the Elephant’s Foot at Chernobyl to pick mushrooms because you just can’t get that particular “coated in uranium oxide dust” flavor with any other variety, but we should all acknowledge what you and the other brave souls here are doing to your mental health in the long run to entertain us all. Godspeed, you crazy bastard!
CUCK CUCK
THE WAY IT SCOLDS
CUCK CUCK
IT SCOLDS
CUCK CUCK
IT BURNS MOTHER
CUCK CUCK
MOTHER
I dont have anything constructive or helpful to add but after reading all that, I just want to leave proof that I was here.
Interesting side note about Texe Marrs: He’s extremely right wing, and has been somewhat of an inspiration to Alex Jones.
i kept looking over at the scroll bar in horror as i read this
You and me both
When we skipped to W on the first book with the scroll bar at about 5% I went to make popcorn & a drink and came back. I love settling in to a Seanbaby article
“Many authors are stupid, worthless assholes.” Truly the “Call me Ishmael” of our times.
I know of a Mr Catrick Swayze – which is objectively the best pet name of all time.