Have you heard about 1900�
You have now!
Since the dawn of time, mankind has been beset by others. Spoiler, we are the others. So since you are one of us, and not one of those dorks wearing shoes on the beach (I think?) You should get a shirt to prove it.
Hell yeah, lookin good.
And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.
These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.
So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with sweet sweet lady gasoline or something. It’s gonna be the last good memory you have, because I’ve got bad news about the vault this week.
I tried to contain it as much as I could but it’s just too damn powerful.
THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S TIME TO DICK FIGHT! You ready to rock out with your cock out? Feel the throb of the meat sabres as they clash in sweaty glory? Too bad, because this week the vault is full of this cursed shirt, and it’s up to you to clear it out. You gotta do something about this, it is above my pay grade and I can’t have all these dick fightin’ shirts everywhere, what if my mom stops by? If it were your mom, she’d feel right at home, but not my mom. So get your mom this shirt. She loves dick fightin’.