I love the way these sorts of stories twist inaction into heroic sacrifices that will be rewarded with everything their filthy heart desires.
That sand wouldn’t be dry for long: after blowing out all 700 of those candles, I’ll bet the store’s automatic sprinkler system would come on from all the smoke.
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I love the way these sorts of stories twist inaction into heroic sacrifices that will be rewarded with everything their filthy heart desires.
That sand wouldn’t be dry for long: after blowing out all 700 of those candles, I’ll bet the store’s automatic sprinkler system would come on from all the smoke.
A movie suspiciously horny for not being horny.