5 replies on “Punching Day: Trial of the Punchmaster”
I can’t even comment on new motherfucking punchmaster right now because I am too shook.
I just listened to the new extra weiner.
You motherfucker Brockway.
Fuck, Punchmaster knows how to drink
Punchmaster! Popsicle Pete!
None of us shall be safe!
Aw yiss! Punchmaster! Damn…why am I so…AROUSED…by his manly violence?
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of Tour Guide of the local RC Cola Bottling Plant and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Tour Groups from all Punchmasters, foreign and domestic, so help me Ares.
For I have learned at the knee of my Master of Tour Guides, and what has happened will >never< happen again. Upon my katana, awarded to me by Tanaka himself, I swear this oath. Let it be broken by my death.
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5 replies on “Punching Day: Trial of the Punchmaster”
I can’t even comment on new motherfucking punchmaster right now because I am too shook.
I just listened to the new extra weiner.
You motherfucker Brockway.
Fuck, Punchmaster knows how to drink
Punchmaster! Popsicle Pete!
None of us shall be safe!
Aw yiss! Punchmaster! Damn…why am I so…AROUSED…by his manly violence?
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of Tour Guide of the local RC Cola Bottling Plant and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Tour Groups from all Punchmasters, foreign and domestic, so help me Ares.
For I have learned at the knee of my Master of Tour Guides, and what has happened will >never< happen again. Upon my katana, awarded to me by Tanaka himself, I swear this oath. Let it be broken by my death.