Wow what a ride, I won’t forget this article anytime soon. Thank you for your sacrifice, Merrit. How bout karate?
This guy would love the first half of Dick Fight Island.
“Cockrub Warriors” sounds like it could have been airing in the 90s and would have either been a terrible GI Joe-type cartoon or an incredibly bizarre Power Rangers knock-off
Read it in Hulk Hogan’s voice.
I’m pretty sure if I searched ‘Thor Buttfucked’ I’d have an impossibly infinite number of results. Can I imagine it? Dickfucker, it’s not only been imagined, but recreated in the style of ever artist, game developer, or studio to ever even think of depicting Thor.
Yeah, I think even if you leave out Deviant Art, there’s a whole industry devoted to porn “parody” movies. So basically The Asylum but with better writing, acting, and more boobs and/or boners.
I can only imagine the gay porn version though. Thor: Grabakok, with the arena filled with shouts of “Hulk smash!” and “Thor’s using his other hammer!”
If there’s one universal truth about human sexuality, it’s this:
No matter who you are or what you are advocating, as soon as you decide there’s one RIGHT way to have sex, and every other way is WRONG…you become a psychotic idiot.
You kinda have to: because now that you have made this momentous declaration, you have to work backwards and justify your position throughout all of human history, even if you have to make some of it up–and you WILL.
For the love of Thor and Steve Rogers’ magnificent dueling wangs, people!
Why not just try worrying about how YOU fuck, and leave everyone else alone?😝
P.S. “Buttfuck Dictatorship” is officially the universe’s worst band name.
Say what you will about the show, but one of the better throwaway jokes on “Two and Half Men” was having Jake regret googling “Hummer” when he was looking for a car. How often must the 90s MTV teens who watched Pimp My Ride run into problems when they wanted to find a place for a rim job?
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Wow what a ride, I won’t forget this article anytime soon. Thank you for your sacrifice, Merrit. How bout karate?
This guy would love the first half of Dick Fight Island.
“Cockrub Warriors” sounds like it could have been airing in the 90s and would have either been a terrible GI Joe-type cartoon or an incredibly bizarre Power Rangers knock-off
Read it in Hulk Hogan’s voice.
I’m pretty sure if I searched ‘Thor Buttfucked’ I’d have an impossibly infinite number of results. Can I imagine it? Dickfucker, it’s not only been imagined, but recreated in the style of ever artist, game developer, or studio to ever even think of depicting Thor.
Yeah, I think even if you leave out Deviant Art, there’s a whole industry devoted to porn “parody” movies. So basically The Asylum but with better writing, acting, and more boobs and/or boners.
I can only imagine the gay porn version though. Thor: Grabakok, with the arena filled with shouts of “Hulk smash!” and “Thor’s using his other hammer!”
If there’s one universal truth about human sexuality, it’s this:
No matter who you are or what you are advocating, as soon as you decide there’s one RIGHT way to have sex, and every other way is WRONG…you become a psychotic idiot.
You kinda have to: because now that you have made this momentous declaration, you have to work backwards and justify your position throughout all of human history, even if you have to make some of it up–and you WILL.
For the love of Thor and Steve Rogers’ magnificent dueling wangs, people!
Why not just try worrying about how YOU fuck, and leave everyone else alone?😝
P.S. “Buttfuck Dictatorship” is officially the universe’s worst band name.
Say what you will about the show, but one of the better throwaway jokes on “Two and Half Men” was having Jake regret googling “Hummer” when he was looking for a car. How often must the 90s MTV teens who watched Pimp My Ride run into problems when they wanted to find a place for a rim job?