8 replies on “Fucking Day: Intimate Secrets of Sex and Spirit”
Y’know those mornings when you can barely drag yourself out of bed and you just need to stare blearily at some deeply unsexy magic armpit sucking before you can get your day started?
1900hotdog has your back.
When my new hit single ‘Old Balls Deep in Hippie Pelvis’ drops and you can’t escape it, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.
I have to admit, I was only half looking as I scrolled past to that first gif of Marilena pulling up Paul’s arm, and for a split second I thought she was unleashing his ridiculously titanic dong
Yet another article that has somehow undone all the sex I’ve had with my wife simply by reading it. Now we have to start all over again… again. Thanks for keeping my marriage fresh 1900hotdog.com!
ugh, i scrolled quicker to get past the two jpeg human faces caught in opposing leers, but of course you’ve used them to adorn every apricot nightmare gif in here
As a Star Trek fan, I’m surprised the ball growling didn’t work. Whenever the foot attacks and aggressive anal play refuses to un-languid my lingam, a little Klingon shouted into The Boys usually does the trick.
I’m glad we were warned, because “Shaq’s Hat Mistake” made me laugh in a way that would have required some sort of explanation from others present in the room. You don’t just “don’t worry about it” that one away.
Somehow while reading this the browser switched to full screen mode and I don’t know why or how but now I feel dirty.
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8 replies on “Fucking Day: Intimate Secrets of Sex and Spirit”
Y’know those mornings when you can barely drag yourself out of bed and you just need to stare blearily at some deeply unsexy magic armpit sucking before you can get your day started?
1900hotdog has your back.
When my new hit single ‘Old Balls Deep in Hippie Pelvis’ drops and you can’t escape it, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.
I have to admit, I was only half looking as I scrolled past to that first gif of Marilena pulling up Paul’s arm, and for a split second I thought she was unleashing his ridiculously titanic dong
Yet another article that has somehow undone all the sex I’ve had with my wife simply by reading it. Now we have to start all over again… again. Thanks for keeping my marriage fresh 1900hotdog.com!
ugh, i scrolled quicker to get past the two jpeg human faces caught in opposing leers, but of course you’ve used them to adorn every apricot nightmare gif in here
As a Star Trek fan, I’m surprised the ball growling didn’t work. Whenever the foot attacks and aggressive anal play refuses to un-languid my lingam, a little Klingon shouted into The Boys usually does the trick.
I’m glad we were warned, because “Shaq’s Hat Mistake” made me laugh in a way that would have required some sort of explanation from others present in the room. You don’t just “don’t worry about it” that one away.
Somehow while reading this the browser switched to full screen mode and I don’t know why or how but now I feel dirty.