5 replies on “Fucking Day: Intimate Secrets of Sex and Spirit”
Y’know those mornings when you can barely drag yourself out of bed and you just need to stare blearily at some deeply unsexy magic armpit sucking before you can get your day started?
1900hotdog has your back.
When my new hit single ‘Old Balls Deep in Hippie Pelvis’ drops and you can’t escape it, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.
I have to admit, I was only half looking as I scrolled past to that first gif of Marilena pulling up Paul’s arm, and for a split second I thought she was unleashing his ridiculously titanic dong
Yet another article that has somehow undone all the sex I’ve had with my wife simply by reading it. Now we have to start all over again… again. Thanks for keeping my marriage fresh 1900hotdog.com!
ugh, i scrolled quicker to get past the two jpeg human faces caught in opposing leers, but of course you’ve used them to adorn every apricot nightmare gif in here
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5 replies on “Fucking Day: Intimate Secrets of Sex and Spirit”
Y’know those mornings when you can barely drag yourself out of bed and you just need to stare blearily at some deeply unsexy magic armpit sucking before you can get your day started?
1900hotdog has your back.
When my new hit single ‘Old Balls Deep in Hippie Pelvis’ drops and you can’t escape it, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.
I have to admit, I was only half looking as I scrolled past to that first gif of Marilena pulling up Paul’s arm, and for a split second I thought she was unleashing his ridiculously titanic dong
Yet another article that has somehow undone all the sex I’ve had with my wife simply by reading it. Now we have to start all over again… again. Thanks for keeping my marriage fresh 1900hotdog.com!
ugh, i scrolled quicker to get past the two jpeg human faces caught in opposing leers, but of course you’ve used them to adorn every apricot nightmare gif in here