Join the BIGFEETS crew as we all learn that bigfeets are in all actuality… birds. Old lady witch birds. Who knew? The AIMS team, that’s who!
Podcast Series: bigfeets
The Bigfeets boys are officially reunited and stronger than ever!
We watch as the AIMS team, befuddled as ever, fumble around Appalachian forests in search of the ever elusive Thunder Bros, or… maybe they’re trying to evade them? There’s literally no way of knowing! Grab your cheapest axe and tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS!
The Bigfeets boys watchROBERT’S BACK!! JEHESIOUS CRIPES! We thought bigfoot ate him… we really did. Our apologies, we’ve been stalling. Turns out, Robert Brockway has been busy sharpening the many, MANY axes it takes to defeat the Lightning Man. Never has a cryptid posed such a threat… Robert knew, far, FAR in advance. You’re only alive today because ROBERT BROCKWAY sacrificed his time and sanity to shield you against the onslaught of the Lightning Man and its various Thunder Brothers. And Seanbaby’s hat. Also Jason Pargin is in this episode as Jason Pargin; Author.
The unbearable weight of Robert Brockway’s departure into the phantom realm leads the BIGFEETS crew to further twist and mangle format convention. How about a bad movie? WHY NOT? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALL THINGS ARE HELL. According to the director of, “The Badge, the Bible and Bigfoot” this sentiment is exactly why you should watch her and exclusively her “movies.” Further proof that we are made only but to suffer. Life is a farce. Seanbaby is wearing another hat, and we are all alone.
The BIGFEETS crew continue to struggle with the loss of woefully under-appreciated and some might say, handsomest man(?) Robert Brockway. Will ALASKA MONSTERS prove to be yet another hollow surrogate for the majesty that is the AIMS crew? Could such a bitter loss possibly be rectified by pale imitations of Wild Bill?
Seanbaby’s hats… what’s up with that? Enough is enough on this episode of BIGFEETS!
Have you ever wondered what size shoe Huckleberry wears? How many pints of piss equals one Shaq? What are these rumors of a Hogzilla spin off? Just how many hats has Seanbaby stolen from the lost and found? Does Jason Pargin have a new book coming out? All these questions and more will be “answered”!