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All My Children Trading Cards
Lydia Bugg remains the wildest wild card in the Hot Dog deck. Itās her job to find the madness in seemingly normal artifacts that would never appear on our radar, like romance novels and Hulk Hogan movies (which we take very seriously). But something must have gone wrong here, because it says this article is about Susan Lucci trading cards – a thing we all have and find perfectly normal.
Brat TV’s Chicken Girls: The College Years Presented by Takis
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PraiseMoves
Yoga is great! Honestly, the only way yoga could be better is if it didnāt send you screaming straight to hell. Now thereās PraiseMoves! Hallelujah! (Thatās Jesus for Downward Dog.)
Superhorse’s Love Life
Lydia was very concerned about Superhorse. Specifically, Superhorseās love life. Specifically, the part where he has one.