In man’s quest to get his dong into things, he has tried an infinite number of options. A romance “expert” named Gregory JP Godek made it his quest to list them all then spent decades boiling it down to one– fuck on pizza. On today’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Podcast, we’re joined by adult film star April O’Neil to discuss the hilarious tragedy of Godek’s career.
Hear how Godek went from best-selling author and love guru in the early ’90s to nothing else despite three desperate, embarrassing attempts!
Witness him take ideas from 1001 Ways to Be Romantic and repackage them in different books for 30 years in increasingly less successful ways!
Listen to Seanbaby explain, in exhausting detail, why it’s okay to hate this pitiful naked man who makes his wife’s birthdays special by letting her pick the toppings on their sex pizza.
Hear Brockway and April compete for Seanbaby’s love in the hottest, most romantic Seanbaby’s Book Game the Dogg Zzone 9000 has ever seen!
After your throbbing settles, no wait -during the throbbing- be sure to subscribe, leave a review, or do whatever else helps our podcast which condensed the life of one of literature’s worst monsters into one hour of pizza fucking jokes. Seanbaby wrote 42 pages of notes for it, which is nearly the amount of work Godek puts into getting the bra off his cheese-filled wife, and over 9000 times the amount of work he puts into writing one of his bullshit advice books.