You’re in for a great Learning Day, hot dog gang! Because we’re going to learn about all the types of trains and how they work! Nothing will go wrong! How could it?
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3 replies on “TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! 🌭”
This makes more sense than any context I could conceive for the original art.
I miss the simpler days when the only thing kids had to worry about was getting mutilated by a train.
The entity that is Popsicle Pete can use the darkness to choose a variety of madness and death to the unworthy. In this case, the doom was trains.