Categories REFLECTING DAY Reflecting Day: Hot Dan the Mustard Man Post author By Seanbaby Post date 02/10/2021 To view this content, you must be a member of 1900HOTDOG's Patreon at $5 or more Unlock with PatreonAlready a qualifying Patreon member? Refresh to access this content. Post author By Seanbaby Post date 02/10/2021 Tags hot dan the mustard man 16 Comments on Reflecting Day: Hot Dan the Mustard Man ← Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Stickiest Fortnight → Fucking Day: The Extremely Horny Trading Cards of Star Trek 🌭 16 replies on “Reflecting Day: Hot Dan the Mustard Man” I was just about to comment on how I don’t see Popsicle Pete anywhere, but then I realized the terrifying implications of that and now I’m scared to turn and check behind myself. Popsicle Pete is the only one who can stop Hot Dan the Mustard Man, so it’s a shame he would rather team-up with him instead. I look forward to Mustardsicles gouging out my face. I feel like Universal should do this rather than the Dark Universe. How much could it possibly cost to buy the rights to Hot Dan? Two, three million souls? Hot Dan is just Popsicle Pete’s brother who happens to be tragically wracked with FAS. Oh, and Pete’s ALWAYS behind you. And now something to aspire to: Leading Packer of Fine Meat. Lus-lus-lusty Mustard!!! Lus-lus-lusty Mustard!!! Lus-lus-lusty Mustard!!! Three Gay Lusty Mustards to Lydia, and a hearty horror excercise VHS to you all. Huzzah!! Only the finest meat packers understand that after a hard day’s packin’ of meats the most you can bring yourself to do is approve. The horrors we see on the packin’ line are more than most mortal men can bear. We let Hot Dan escape once and oh my god I can here him comi Congratulations, Lydia, you’re the best! But I fear this sirloin is lacking zest. Oh sweet Lord, why did I speak this aloud? The mustard demon arrives under a cheerful shroud. I don’t even think half of these books or comics came to be until they appeared one day on Sean’s cursed bookshelf. I mean, I’d never heard of a Godek before Seanbaby. And Popsicle Pete? Are you so naive as to think that actually happened in this or any universe? Me out of 10 slappers of meats have a score to settle with that little gay man… On the subject of Hot Dan… I’m not certain, but I think he might be the inspiration for the disgusting cartoon character from Two More Eggs (from the creators of Homerstar Runner) Hot Dip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSAa7uCNqE Ah, good to know. I thought I was possessed by a dead civilization’s hatred, but I’ve just been reminiscing about mustard mascots. As an Oklahoman reading this on Thursday, I wish I could comfirm the mustard’s appropriateness, but I don’t see Hot Dan anyw- (`° °`) OH GOD I’m pretty sure fascism was a constant concern in the 1930s 8 out of 10 “Councils” “approve” of this tangy “new” Harbinger. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.