15 replies on “Fucking Day: 1,001 Las Vegas Nights”
Nice, Lydia. Almost pissed myself twice reading this. Longtime fan, first time commenter. Be a fixture here. I payed money once i saw you consistently posting articles. Brockway? Baby? Bugg? Uncanny.
I am going to stop using contractions in my pillow talk tonight and I think my wife will be all the dryer for it. Fantastic article. Thank you for your sacrifice, Lydia.
Man, there is no substitute for trash from creators genuinely trying their earnest best, with zero irony involved. My wife and I laughed so hard at the excerpts that we want to read the whole book together. I don’t know if you could purposely write a romance genre parody and come up with something funnier than the “one-armed octopus” bit. It’s the type of baffling madness that I’m so on board for.
It’s sort of the Tommy Wiseau thing: The Room was great because it’s clear he was totally sincere and unaware, but I’d never watch anything he did again because now that he’s in on the joke, the joke is ruined.
I read and reread the threesome scene because I just couldn’t fathom someone would write like that. Do you think she’s ever actually gotten laid? Has Lydia stumbled upon the female Mark Discordia?
She never mentioned that she plays bass in a band, makes $37.50 an hour AND does all the drugs so I’m not sure she could hold that title. But at least it’s something she has to look forward to.
Holy hell………what a ride. There is something so magical about poorly written erotic fiction. Thanks for sharing this amazing example. I don’t think I will ever be able to forget about the octonuts……..ink squirting dialogue.
Might be my favorite article of yours, including the cracked stuff. I laughed my ass off. Thank you
im not done reading but i read “It be me” & it stabbed at something deep inside me. Why does this adult woman write like my 12yo self’s deviantart journal. Anyway i’m scared to read the rest of this but here I go
“Wet opening” sounds more disgusting than “making love,” and that’s a high, sad hurdle to clear.
describing the ‘classic gathering of his sack’ is how i will try to seduce my wife from now on
“Dear sir or madam, I am going to cum” is now forever one of my catchphrases.
Aquatic creature metaphors are now going to be my go-to’s for erotic writing. Prepare to whip out your sea slugs gentlemen
I’m going to write a WikiHow titled, “How to make something as cool as defrauding a casino into the most embarrassing, cringeworthy shit” and it’s just going to be a link to this article.
I think we’ve finally stumbled upon Don Diebel’s soulmate 😂
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15 replies on “Fucking Day: 1,001 Las Vegas Nights”
Nice, Lydia. Almost pissed myself twice reading this. Longtime fan, first time commenter. Be a fixture here. I payed money once i saw you consistently posting articles. Brockway? Baby? Bugg? Uncanny.
I am going to stop using contractions in my pillow talk tonight and I think my wife will be all the dryer for it. Fantastic article. Thank you for your sacrifice, Lydia.
Man, there is no substitute for trash from creators genuinely trying their earnest best, with zero irony involved. My wife and I laughed so hard at the excerpts that we want to read the whole book together. I don’t know if you could purposely write a romance genre parody and come up with something funnier than the “one-armed octopus” bit. It’s the type of baffling madness that I’m so on board for.
It’s sort of the Tommy Wiseau thing: The Room was great because it’s clear he was totally sincere and unaware, but I’d never watch anything he did again because now that he’s in on the joke, the joke is ruined.
I read and reread the threesome scene because I just couldn’t fathom someone would write like that. Do you think she’s ever actually gotten laid? Has Lydia stumbled upon the female Mark Discordia?
She never mentioned that she plays bass in a band, makes $37.50 an hour AND does all the drugs so I’m not sure she could hold that title. But at least it’s something she has to look forward to.
Holy hell………what a ride. There is something so magical about poorly written erotic fiction. Thanks for sharing this amazing example. I don’t think I will ever be able to forget about the octonuts……..ink squirting dialogue.
Might be my favorite article of yours, including the cracked stuff. I laughed my ass off. Thank you
im not done reading but i read “It be me” & it stabbed at something deep inside me. Why does this adult woman write like my 12yo self’s deviantart journal. Anyway i’m scared to read the rest of this but here I go
“Wet opening” sounds more disgusting than “making love,” and that’s a high, sad hurdle to clear.
describing the ‘classic gathering of his sack’ is how i will try to seduce my wife from now on
“Dear sir or madam, I am going to cum” is now forever one of my catchphrases.
Aquatic creature metaphors are now going to be my go-to’s for erotic writing. Prepare to whip out your sea slugs gentlemen
I’m going to write a WikiHow titled, “How to make something as cool as defrauding a casino into the most embarrassing, cringeworthy shit” and it’s just going to be a link to this article.
I think we’ve finally stumbled upon Don Diebel’s soulmate 😂