I wasted my youth reading Archie comics, so all I know of superheros, I learned at 1-900-Hotdog and I’m a terrible student, so this is all I know of comic books:
1. Women in old comic books were just the worst, and I have to admit that I admire them because they see a man dressed up as a rainbow chicken man and instead of scuttling away in terror, they respond by attacking his masculinity. This is CRAZY and I have to admit, it’s on my bucket list.
2. It is easier to find a costume shop than a cop in comic books.
3. I would never have become a good-time girl if I hadn’t been lured into the clutches of the shiftless Italians (but I already knew that one).
There’s a terrible joke in there somewhere…where the Rainbow is “affiliated” with The Proud Boys. I’d bet they’d love to know about that!
Well, I feel dumb. I thought that part was OG, but then I finished reading…ugh. I finally raced down to the comments early ONE FREAKING TIME…
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I wasted my youth reading Archie comics, so all I know of superheros, I learned at 1-900-Hotdog and I’m a terrible student, so this is all I know of comic books:
1. Women in old comic books were just the worst, and I have to admit that I admire them because they see a man dressed up as a rainbow chicken man and instead of scuttling away in terror, they respond by attacking his masculinity. This is CRAZY and I have to admit, it’s on my bucket list.
2. It is easier to find a costume shop than a cop in comic books.
3. I would never have become a good-time girl if I hadn’t been lured into the clutches of the shiftless Italians (but I already knew that one).
There’s a terrible joke in there somewhere…where the Rainbow is “affiliated” with The Proud Boys. I’d bet they’d love to know about that!
Well, I feel dumb. I thought that part was OG, but then I finished reading…ugh. I finally raced down to the comments early ONE FREAKING TIME…
I am Italian. Should I feel offended?