Ugh, so tired of reality shows. Reminds me of every family BBQ back in Nebraska.
Now I am more of a nude ceviche fan, but if I spent my hard earned dollars on naked women bbq and it was mostly just them sitting around rather than working on the grill, I would be limply furious.
I’m looking at the background trees in that first hot dog eating gif and I don’t think that’s slow motion. I think it’s just a lady trying to manually perform slow motion and looking like she’s throwing up backwards.
The GIF of the redhead violating the human rights of that hot dog bun is already worth a Nobel Prize in AV technology. I salute you, Seanbaby. That’s a fucking contribution to society, right there.
I’m realizing all too late that “Never trust a softcore porn composer who thinks the music should get more childish once the vaginas come out” was the advice I wish my parents gave me all those years ago.
an imdb search tells me this is just one of the Bob Scott ‘NUDE’ ouvre.
His works include films on nude vampires, lawyers and two types of secretaries (regular and government worker).
Oh my God, I own NUDE VAMPIRES and at least this doesn’t have a headache-inducing “comic relief” protagonist?
Holy shit comic relief protagonist! Please rip a copy and send it to us, 1900HOTDOG@gmail.com. You will be a hero. Be a hero.
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Ugh, so tired of reality shows. Reminds me of every family BBQ back in Nebraska.
Now I am more of a nude ceviche fan, but if I spent my hard earned dollars on naked women bbq and it was mostly just them sitting around rather than working on the grill, I would be limply furious.
I’m looking at the background trees in that first hot dog eating gif and I don’t think that’s slow motion. I think it’s just a lady trying to manually perform slow motion and looking like she’s throwing up backwards.
The GIF of the redhead violating the human rights of that hot dog bun is already worth a Nobel Prize in AV technology. I salute you, Seanbaby. That’s a fucking contribution to society, right there.
I’m realizing all too late that “Never trust a softcore porn composer who thinks the music should get more childish once the vaginas come out” was the advice I wish my parents gave me all those years ago.
an imdb search tells me this is just one of the Bob Scott ‘NUDE’ ouvre.
His works include films on nude vampires, lawyers and two types of secretaries (regular and government worker).
Oh my God, I own NUDE VAMPIRES and at least this doesn’t have a headache-inducing “comic relief” protagonist?
Holy shit comic relief protagonist! Please rip a copy and send it to us, 1900HOTDOG@gmail.com. You will be a hero. Be a hero.
Did Steven ever send a copy of NUDE VAMPIRES?
Did Steven ever send a copy of NUDE VAMPIRES?