The people of the ’90s knew a world would one day exist within ours– a world where love was blobbing together into one big goo and everything was a game except when you died. Accessing data would be as simple as marching a you-shaped avatar through endless halls of filing cabinets. We invited Gamefully Unemployed and 1900🌭‘s Tom “Cyberman” Reimann to help navigate this shitty and erotic landscape we’re still trying to create 30 years later.
If you consent to discussing these virtual realms with us, please cyber-confirm by entering morphspace and making love to us.
Now that our goos are one, listen here! Or wherever you get your Dogg Zzone 9000! Learn the difference between boners and boobs the Jeff Fahey way! Hear Sean try to describe the entire plot to 1994’s Disclosure starring Michael Douglas and Dennis Miller! It did not age well in more ways than the VR treadmill interface. Like and review! Buy our goods! Tell the others of our 🌭 hype!