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Learning Day: MONSTERS BE GONE! BEDTIME SURVIVAL KIT

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wait, fuck! my girlfriend and i have been watching the larry sanders show and in s4e16, “eight,” rosie o’donnell guest stars and i feel like i remember she says something about her son’s monster spray! i could be totally misremembering (and i can’t rewatch to check because i’m at work), but i’d say that’s a pretty good indication that she was a genuine fan

If you’re right about that episode I think we’ve got another IMDB page to ruin.

Mandy Moore’s brother is TAZZ?! Excuse me, but I feel like the Human Suplex Machine wouldn’t be scared of monsters. Or, as he’d pronounce it, ‘monstahs’.

In memorium member Paul Tsongas was a politician. I remember the name as a punchline for late night hosts. I feel like it showed up in a lot of Letterman Top Ten lists for a time in the 90’s. Anyway, he’s dead now. Wikipedia says 1997 he died. I guess the real monster in this tale was cancer.

So… are we updating Mandy Moore’s IMDB or what? I mean, after what we did to Paul Dano it would be negligence NOT to do this one too.

So how were they expecting consumers to keep this crap together anyhow? Repeatedly repackage the VHS with the foam?? And trust their child-aged audience not to immediately destroy it due to their own lack of self restraint? Then again, my little idiot brother whipped my Lion King vhs directly into the open oven so… everything was valid for sacrifice in one form or another.

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