Dogg, I have IBS, I already know what foods make me squirt.
(>^.^)> <(^.^<) ^(^~^)^
I can’t believe it actually was their bold soups and spices that make Jamaican men such powerful lovers.
holy shit it wasn’t godek or diebel in disguise (that we know of for now)
I do not trust authors who think about sex and immediately decide “pizza.”
😔
I knew we were in trouble as soon as the author exhumed the ancient “Sex is like pizza” metaphor.
I’ve had bad pizza AND bad sex. Both are entirely possible if you’re unlucky enough.
Granted, God designed pizza and sex to be basically perfect–and it takes work to screw up either of them…but to say this means they’re still good even when they’re bad is dangerously incorrect.
People who believe this metaphor are how we got Godek🤢
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Dogg, I have IBS, I already know what foods make me squirt.
(>^.^)> <(^.^<) ^(^~^)^
I can’t believe it actually was their bold soups and spices that make Jamaican men such powerful lovers.
holy shit it wasn’t godek or diebel in disguise (that we know of for now)
I do not trust authors who think about sex and immediately decide “pizza.”
😔
I knew we were in trouble as soon as the author exhumed the ancient “Sex is like pizza” metaphor.
I’ve had bad pizza AND bad sex. Both are entirely possible if you’re unlucky enough.
Granted, God designed pizza and sex to be basically perfect–and it takes work to screw up either of them…but to say this means they’re still good even when they’re bad is dangerously incorrect.
People who believe this metaphor are how we got Godek🤢