7 replies on “Nerding Day: The (Devil’s) Workshop”
Doing a quick search for ‘Richard Bonk’ tells me that: a. it’s a surprisingly common name for artists, and b. one of the Dick Bonks is a sex offender. Maybe Craig was right about this guy.
*TV’s Law & Order sound effect plays in reverse*
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK BONK
Hey guys, nice to meet yall. Bone daddy sent me.
It is critically important that Craig Stormont’s full career is cataloged so that these can be quickly gathered into a cheap money-grab biography after he is inevitably arrested after a kidnapped Rob Lieber is found bound hand and (ahem) foot in Craig’s basement.
“The physical storytelling here is so bad I’m not sure what’s happening.”
I THINK that what’s happening is that one of the super-ladies from the future uses some sort of telekinesis ray to unzip and pull down a man’s pants, then abandons telekinesis to grab his buddy by the forearm with both hands and physically force his hand onto his friend’s dick. Kind of a “why are you hitting yourself?” bully scenario, but instead it’s “why are you grabbing your friend’s dick”?
I think this is one of those weird scenarios where my ability to accurately follow that poorly-depicted sequence of events actually means I’m stupider than you are for not following it. I think understanding it MADE me stupider, damb it! I mean damb. Damb? Hepl I
Though Windraven’s butt in the second panel did look like Gleep & Glorp, my first thought was the world’s worst testicular implants, as though Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama tried to transition Windy to male.
I’ll have you know that shooting nutria for sport can be both fun AND profitable.
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7 replies on “Nerding Day: The (Devil’s) Workshop”
Doing a quick search for ‘Richard Bonk’ tells me that: a. it’s a surprisingly common name for artists, and b. one of the Dick Bonks is a sex offender. Maybe Craig was right about this guy.
*TV’s Law & Order sound effect plays in reverse*
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK BONK
Hey guys, nice to meet yall. Bone daddy sent me.
It is critically important that Craig Stormont’s full career is cataloged so that these can be quickly gathered into a cheap money-grab biography after he is inevitably arrested after a kidnapped Rob Lieber is found bound hand and (ahem) foot in Craig’s basement.
“The physical storytelling here is so bad I’m not sure what’s happening.”
I THINK that what’s happening is that one of the super-ladies from the future uses some sort of telekinesis ray to unzip and pull down a man’s pants, then abandons telekinesis to grab his buddy by the forearm with both hands and physically force his hand onto his friend’s dick. Kind of a “why are you hitting yourself?” bully scenario, but instead it’s “why are you grabbing your friend’s dick”?
I think this is one of those weird scenarios where my ability to accurately follow that poorly-depicted sequence of events actually means I’m stupider than you are for not following it. I think understanding it MADE me stupider, damb it! I mean damb. Damb? Hepl I
Though Windraven’s butt in the second panel did look like Gleep & Glorp, my first thought was the world’s worst testicular implants, as though Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama tried to transition Windy to male.
I’ll have you know that shooting nutria for sport can be both fun AND profitable.