It was 3am and I heard a loud knock at my door. “Finally: karate,” I thought. But my door opened only to an empty and unfamiliar street. “Darkness, this is not where I live,” I told the wrong outside. As if to answer, an unmarked box sat on my porch, and inside was 132 copies of this book:
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6 replies on “Learning Day: You Can Ventriloquism 🌭”
semen
I needed this Friday morning at work.
Put this in the fucking Louvre
“Try nude” 🤣
An early Andy Dick routine when he was a duo with Dino Stamatopoulos involved a ventriloquist bit where Dick would be the doll. My understanding is that most of the punchline was power slap?
You one crazy Mofo, Seanbaby. I’m vibing with this, as the kids say. I will add additional buzzwords, cultural cliches, and soon-to-be outmoded idioms as they occur to me.