Pretty sure that Neil Hlavaty is actually Paul McCartney.
Obviously, Neil and Joanne are terrible, dangerous idiots and even worse writers, but they fucking seriously use the scenario of getting married and then widowed within six months to calibrate the their stress test?
I fucked up a lot of grammar and syntax. I’m too drunk for this shit.
Too much Bigfeets. I kept picturing Seanbaby applying icy-hot to the Grassman… or is it a Grassman? They never quite pin that down.
“They are basic bitches after a factory reset” is my favorite joke now. I live for the chance of using it.
As far as I can tell, the only possible reasons for any of these books to exist are either:
A) To use sex to sell exercise to the stupid.
Or
B)To use exercise to trick the stupid into sex.
So every one of these books is just an exercise guide with slightly nuder models…or a sex manual that tells you how many calories reverse cowgirl burns.
The saving grace is Seanbaby managed to find the only 3 books on this topic that don’t know if their audience is exercise nuts who want to get laid at Planet Fitness…
…or sexual compulsives who are unwilling to set aside separate times for fucking and sit-ups.
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Pretty sure that Neil Hlavaty is actually Paul McCartney.
Obviously, Neil and Joanne are terrible, dangerous idiots and even worse writers, but they fucking seriously use the scenario of getting married and then widowed within six months to calibrate the their stress test?
I fucked up a lot of grammar and syntax. I’m too drunk for this shit.
Too much Bigfeets. I kept picturing Seanbaby applying icy-hot to the Grassman… or is it a Grassman? They never quite pin that down.
“They are basic bitches after a factory reset” is my favorite joke now. I live for the chance of using it.
As far as I can tell, the only possible reasons for any of these books to exist are either:
A) To use sex to sell exercise to the stupid.
Or
B)To use exercise to trick the stupid into sex.
So every one of these books is just an exercise guide with slightly nuder models…or a sex manual that tells you how many calories reverse cowgirl burns.
The saving grace is Seanbaby managed to find the only 3 books on this topic that don’t know if their audience is exercise nuts who want to get laid at Planet Fitness…
…or sexual compulsives who are unwilling to set aside separate times for fucking and sit-ups.