wasn’t it an early gag in chainsaw man that denji was super isolated and touch starved and he really wanted to feel a girl’s boobs, and power said he could feel her up, and then it turned out power stuffed her shirt and the experience was really hollow and joyless. i’m just saying it’s a rare boob pinup that can make you go “That’s not right. No, not like that- I mean, yes, like that, but also-“
“Textually incorrect” is a rare achievement in erotica.
I know that it says some sort of monstrous thing about me, but I found myself a little disappointed that they didn’t colour the plastic garbage breasts’ nipples. Not even for titillation but for indignation at the echo of privileged titillation.
Makes me wonder if there’s legal reasons for doing that. Though I’m sure as hell not going to try to find out myself.
“The echo of privileged titillation” sounds like a secret halo level.
Why are 12 boxes $75 each when the single box is $30? Yeah, I know, weird anime porn, but that’s the thing that really fucks with my head. Are they just assuming anyone who wants that is just so insane with pent up lust they can’t do basic math?
All of the box sets over one include “free items”. Maybe they’re just lying about them being free and charging you for them?
It’s hilariously common with freemium garbage, see Pokemon Go where last checked it’s actually more expensive to buy the premium currency in larger packs than smaller ones. Whale hunting is going after people with far more money than sense, so… yeah, you’re probably pretty much correct.
The weirdest part is that six boxes are $90 each. I have no idea what the pattern is.
Two thoughts, both of which will out me as ANCIENT:
1. I thought Metal Gear Solid ruined the word Otaku for life.
2. A Square-Enix character names Esdeath? This doesn’t have anything to do with, god forbid, “sexy Exdeath” does it?
Ruined it? Metal Gear Solid pretty much popularised it in the first place!
So, when Dennard bills his employers his waifu soft porn gambling addiction as research expenses everything is nice and fine but when I try to do the same at my IT job I get a warning from HR and mandatory training in company ethics.The world is so unfair…
Man…I thought Akame ga Kill was the worst trash I’d ever seen lol. The figure somehow is even worse.
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wasn’t it an early gag in chainsaw man that denji was super isolated and touch starved and he really wanted to feel a girl’s boobs, and power said he could feel her up, and then it turned out power stuffed her shirt and the experience was really hollow and joyless. i’m just saying it’s a rare boob pinup that can make you go “That’s not right. No, not like that- I mean, yes, like that, but also-“
“Textually incorrect” is a rare achievement in erotica.
I know that it says some sort of monstrous thing about me, but I found myself a little disappointed that they didn’t colour the plastic garbage breasts’ nipples. Not even for titillation but for indignation at the echo of privileged titillation.
Makes me wonder if there’s legal reasons for doing that. Though I’m sure as hell not going to try to find out myself.
“The echo of privileged titillation” sounds like a secret halo level.
Why are 12 boxes $75 each when the single box is $30? Yeah, I know, weird anime porn, but that’s the thing that really fucks with my head. Are they just assuming anyone who wants that is just so insane with pent up lust they can’t do basic math?
All of the box sets over one include “free items”. Maybe they’re just lying about them being free and charging you for them?
It’s hilariously common with freemium garbage, see Pokemon Go where last checked it’s actually more expensive to buy the premium currency in larger packs than smaller ones. Whale hunting is going after people with far more money than sense, so… yeah, you’re probably pretty much correct.
The weirdest part is that six boxes are $90 each. I have no idea what the pattern is.
Two thoughts, both of which will out me as ANCIENT:
1. I thought Metal Gear Solid ruined the word Otaku for life.
2. A Square-Enix character names Esdeath? This doesn’t have anything to do with, god forbid, “sexy Exdeath” does it?
Ruined it? Metal Gear Solid pretty much popularised it in the first place!
So, when Dennard bills his employers his waifu soft porn gambling addiction as research expenses everything is nice and fine but when I try to do the same at my IT job I get a warning from HR and mandatory training in company ethics.The world is so unfair…
Man…I thought Akame ga Kill was the worst trash I’d ever seen lol. The figure somehow is even worse.