7 replies on “Fucking Day: 200 Proven Ways and Places to PICK UP GIRLS!”
I understand that this will sound crazy, but this seems too desperately pathetic even for Diebele? I think even Don would draw the line at bus ads and contacting random names out of the phone book. That makes 30 years of practicing the perfect opening handshake with strippers look almost dignified.
Welcome back to the Diebeling!
I can’t believe the legacy still continues.
By now I’m starting to get trust issues. Every article I’m wondering “is this another alias by Don Diebel?”…
I think it’s time someone explained to Don Diebel the concept of prostitution.
Far be it from me to advocate criminal activities, but let’s be real: half the “pick-up” techniques in this book alone SHOULD be illegal, even if they’re technically not.
Hanging out around abortion clinics and YWCAs in order to get laid may not be against any particular law…but they aren’t things one does if one still cares about morality or ethics.
Soliciting a prostitute may be beneath lots of men–Don Diebel is not one of them.
Sex with literally any entity possessing female genitalia is quite obviously Diebel’s first, foremost, and ONLY goal in life.
Well, there is an entire industry devoted to catering to individuals with his particular needs…
…and if legality really does bother him, he can go to Nevada–or visit any number of countries in Europe and Asia.
Could it be that he can’t afford it? I doubt it: he suggests things like passing out mass-produced matchbooks and business cards declaring your name, location, and crippling horniness to the world…
…if he can do that, he can slip Luanne a Benjy for 15 minutes on a La Quinta mattress.
Anybody who can even entertain the idea of of having a freaking billboard made so women everywhere are aware that you have a 4.5. inch penis, and it is available 24/7, first come first served…
…can afford a hooker😂
Surely no one is dumb enough to have tried any of this right? I mean there can’t be people this stupid or sad, can there?
Buy! That! Grave!
I am so glad I know the context for this
Diebel, we know it’s you! I second the guy who advised him to just get a hooker.
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7 replies on “Fucking Day: 200 Proven Ways and Places to PICK UP GIRLS!”
I understand that this will sound crazy, but this seems too desperately pathetic even for Diebele? I think even Don would draw the line at bus ads and contacting random names out of the phone book. That makes 30 years of practicing the perfect opening handshake with strippers look almost dignified.
Welcome back to the Diebeling!
I can’t believe the legacy still continues.
By now I’m starting to get trust issues. Every article I’m wondering “is this another alias by Don Diebel?”…
I think it’s time someone explained to Don Diebel the concept of prostitution.
Far be it from me to advocate criminal activities, but let’s be real: half the “pick-up” techniques in this book alone SHOULD be illegal, even if they’re technically not.
Hanging out around abortion clinics and YWCAs in order to get laid may not be against any particular law…but they aren’t things one does if one still cares about morality or ethics.
Soliciting a prostitute may be beneath lots of men–Don Diebel is not one of them.
Sex with literally any entity possessing female genitalia is quite obviously Diebel’s first, foremost, and ONLY goal in life.
Well, there is an entire industry devoted to catering to individuals with his particular needs…
…and if legality really does bother him, he can go to Nevada–or visit any number of countries in Europe and Asia.
Could it be that he can’t afford it? I doubt it: he suggests things like passing out mass-produced matchbooks and business cards declaring your name, location, and crippling horniness to the world…
…if he can do that, he can slip Luanne a Benjy for 15 minutes on a La Quinta mattress.
Anybody who can even entertain the idea of of having a freaking billboard made so women everywhere are aware that you have a 4.5. inch penis, and it is available 24/7, first come first served…
…can afford a hooker😂
Surely no one is dumb enough to have tried any of this right? I mean there can’t be people this stupid or sad, can there?
Buy! That! Grave!
I am so glad I know the context for this
Diebel, we know it’s you! I second the guy who advised him to just get a hooker.