7 replies on “Upsetting Day: Can You Guess The Fate of Puppets?”
I’ll be the first to say it: this is the least insane any man has been driven by murder puppets.
No. Dammit NO! I couldn’t take it anymore and I scrolled down to see how many puppets I’d seen and I had barely scratched the surface.
SO MANY PUPPETS!
At first glance I thought the title read “Can You Guess the Fate of These Puppies” and thought we were headed someplace very dark. Then I read it correctly and realized I had severely underestimated what was about to happen.
This is why I enjoy old comics like theses, they are so insane.
these old comics make me angry sometimes. How dare you just throw out “Ventriloquist who solves murders on stage” and expect me to just accept that on its face. You do not have the juice as a writer to pull off a sell like that, and if you did, fuck you for wasting it on a shitty one-off. If you had done your job right, Dick Dummy would have a classic radio drama, several tv adaptations, movies, a video game, toys, and a museum’s worth of truly upsetting erotic fanart. You could have had an EMPIRE, YOU FOOLS.
The single greatest article I have ever read.
As an avid hotdog enjoyer every day, I don’t think it would be hyperbolic to say this is the most hotdog enjoyment I’ve gotten from a single hotdog article in a long hotdog time. Incredible work.
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7 replies on “Upsetting Day: Can You Guess The Fate of Puppets?”
I’ll be the first to say it: this is the least insane any man has been driven by murder puppets.
No. Dammit NO! I couldn’t take it anymore and I scrolled down to see how many puppets I’d seen and I had barely scratched the surface.
SO MANY PUPPETS!
At first glance I thought the title read “Can You Guess the Fate of These Puppies” and thought we were headed someplace very dark. Then I read it correctly and realized I had severely underestimated what was about to happen.
This is why I enjoy old comics like theses, they are so insane.
these old comics make me angry sometimes. How dare you just throw out “Ventriloquist who solves murders on stage” and expect me to just accept that on its face. You do not have the juice as a writer to pull off a sell like that, and if you did, fuck you for wasting it on a shitty one-off. If you had done your job right, Dick Dummy would have a classic radio drama, several tv adaptations, movies, a video game, toys, and a museum’s worth of truly upsetting erotic fanart. You could have had an EMPIRE, YOU FOOLS.
The single greatest article I have ever read.
As an avid hotdog enjoyer every day, I don’t think it would be hyperbolic to say this is the most hotdog enjoyment I’ve gotten from a single hotdog article in a long hotdog time. Incredible work.