One of the great things about garbage archaeology is bringing life to forgotten or broken art. Why, with a pioneering spirit and state-of-the-art image manipulation software, I can add whimsy or even zaniness to something as worthless as a 58-year-old McDonald’s comic book! But something strange happened while I did that. I don’t know if it was clown magic or marketing forces beyond my understanding, but no matter how many times I edited Ronald McDonald’s word bubbles to say something funny or even zany, they kept changing back.
So I don’t know what to do. I guess I’m going to upload what I have and hope it still makes sense with all of Ronald McDonald’s dialog still exactly as it first appeared in 1967.
Ah, comedy! That beloved lady of laughs! Nggh. She inspires zaniness even in the most unlikely of places! For instance, what’s this!? Huh? A 1967 Ronald McDonald comic!? N-no. Oh my, this is the kind of outrageousness that has so many like yourself dialing 1-900-HOT-DOG for laughs! Hrrk!
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4 replies on “Nerding Day: The Adventures of Ronald McDonald 🌭”
Who would win in a death match, Ronald or Popsicle Pete?
All I know is that none of us would be safe
Doesn’t matter if you sleep. CLOWN WILL STILL EAT YOU.
We need a 4 corners match to the death: Ronald McDonald vs. Popsicle Pete vs. Charlie McCarthy vs. the Punchmaster.