The chimp remembered her, but refused to acknowledge her because they’re evil creatures and knew it would break her heart.
This world does not deserve Seanbaby. Bubbles.
What the actual fuck did I just read.
There’s an absolutely deranged set of self-important supposedly deep thinkers who believe that we live in a market-driven world of fantastic efficiency, and if something like this shows up for sale, THERE MUST BE ECONOMICS!
They simply can’t believe someone had $1,000,000 burning a hole in their pocket after stealing cash from a burning casino, and they needed a place to hide it from a collection of angry Corsicans, IRS agents and a couple of ex wives. And the only logical way to deal with this situation was to dump that cash into Miss Castaway.
The neckbeards, both libertarian-conservatives and socialist-anarchists, are sure Miss Castaway can be explained because people with giant pools of capital were making complex economic analysis designed to maximize profits while carefully taking into account all other revenue enhancing opportunities.
The reality is that funders ignored all logic because they got weird feelings in their pants when they saw La Toya and Bubbles. Everything that’s wrong with the world today is because of rich people feeling something weird in their pants about things like La Toya and Bubbles. Milton Friedman had his own version of La Toya and Bubbles, and someday his personal papers will be published so we know this.
Feldman is still out there dialing random numbers and hoping ghost Michael answers.
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The chimp remembered her, but refused to acknowledge her because they’re evil creatures and knew it would break her heart.
This world does not deserve Seanbaby. Bubbles.
What the actual fuck did I just read.
There’s an absolutely deranged set of self-important supposedly deep thinkers who believe that we live in a market-driven world of fantastic efficiency, and if something like this shows up for sale, THERE MUST BE ECONOMICS!
They simply can’t believe someone had $1,000,000 burning a hole in their pocket after stealing cash from a burning casino, and they needed a place to hide it from a collection of angry Corsicans, IRS agents and a couple of ex wives. And the only logical way to deal with this situation was to dump that cash into Miss Castaway.
The neckbeards, both libertarian-conservatives and socialist-anarchists, are sure Miss Castaway can be explained because people with giant pools of capital were making complex economic analysis designed to maximize profits while carefully taking into account all other revenue enhancing opportunities.
The reality is that funders ignored all logic because they got weird feelings in their pants when they saw La Toya and Bubbles. Everything that’s wrong with the world today is because of rich people feeling something weird in their pants about things like La Toya and Bubbles. Milton Friedman had his own version of La Toya and Bubbles, and someday his personal papers will be published so we know this.
Feldman is still out there dialing random numbers and hoping ghost Michael answers.