9 replies on “Fucking Day: How to Talk to Women A Guide for Tongue-Tied Men”
BUY! THAT! GRAVE!
Between the MMA and being the world’s leading expert on terrible men trying to date women, I pity anybody in the future who tries to date Seanbaby’s daughter.
I was having a hard time focusing on this one, I think mainly because my brain desperately diverts its attention away from Don Diebel. I am happy to know I am not entirely devoid of survival instinct.
In its journeys, my brain revealed another layer of profound ineptitude to the man. I got to thinking about things women might actually find attractive in a mate, and one of the bigger things that stood out was “men who read.” And how fucking hilarious is it that the man who has written 738 books on “how to pick up women, all women, any women, please for the love of god” has never ONCE considered that women may be attracted to the literate? It’s all bus stops and roller skates. “I wrote a book” never occurs to him as a pickup line, probably because he knows how the natural follow up questions would go.
Jesus, that bumper sticker one is like some sort of unholy Diebel/Godek hybrid.
At this point, I’m convinced Don Diebel’s entire business model is churning out crap for Seanbaby to make fun of, because my brain refuses to accept that people actually give that man money for sex advice
It’s been a horrible week but this was the highlight of it. THANKS
Further reading: and Amazon review for Liquid Magnet, the cologne from Getgirls.com
man!! this thig really works !!! i say this because I noticed with tow women that after they small it ! one told me that something small so good and stared treading me so different , the other after small me stared graving sings, like touching may shoulder that it means that is ok if you try a move on me,,! and I did try and grave her by the waist and that was ok by her, and stared to talk to my more,,! highly recommended !!!
Also this review:
This is Crazy Real, I took a shower got dressed and put some on my face and neck and went to Sisters for dinner ignoring the claims of this stuff and when I was getting ready to leave my Sister said she wanted a hug and when I hugged her she Bit me on the Neck Wow !!! Do Not Doubt this Stuff coz it is for Real as my Sister Has Never Kissed me on the Neck let alone try to sink her teeth into me like a Vampire!!! Be Careful of its effects!!!
“Gee, Rita” must be the worst thing a woman can hear. Even if the woman is in fact named Rita and even if the person saying it is an astronaut with a noble prize in g-spot stimulation.
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9 replies on “Fucking Day: How to Talk to Women A Guide for Tongue-Tied Men”
BUY! THAT! GRAVE!
Between the MMA and being the world’s leading expert on terrible men trying to date women, I pity anybody in the future who tries to date Seanbaby’s daughter.
I was having a hard time focusing on this one, I think mainly because my brain desperately diverts its attention away from Don Diebel. I am happy to know I am not entirely devoid of survival instinct.
In its journeys, my brain revealed another layer of profound ineptitude to the man. I got to thinking about things women might actually find attractive in a mate, and one of the bigger things that stood out was “men who read.” And how fucking hilarious is it that the man who has written 738 books on “how to pick up women, all women, any women, please for the love of god” has never ONCE considered that women may be attracted to the literate? It’s all bus stops and roller skates. “I wrote a book” never occurs to him as a pickup line, probably because he knows how the natural follow up questions would go.
Jesus, that bumper sticker one is like some sort of unholy Diebel/Godek hybrid.
At this point, I’m convinced Don Diebel’s entire business model is churning out crap for Seanbaby to make fun of, because my brain refuses to accept that people actually give that man money for sex advice
It’s been a horrible week but this was the highlight of it. THANKS
Further reading: and Amazon review for Liquid Magnet, the cologne from Getgirls.com
man!! this thig really works !!! i say this because I noticed with tow women that after they small it ! one told me that something small so good and stared treading me so different , the other after small me stared graving sings, like touching may shoulder that it means that is ok if you try a move on me,,! and I did try and grave her by the waist and that was ok by her, and stared to talk to my more,,! highly recommended !!!
Also this review:
This is Crazy Real, I took a shower got dressed and put some on my face and neck and went to Sisters for dinner ignoring the claims of this stuff and when I was getting ready to leave my Sister said she wanted a hug and when I hugged her she Bit me on the Neck Wow !!! Do Not Doubt this Stuff coz it is for Real as my Sister Has Never Kissed me on the Neck let alone try to sink her teeth into me like a Vampire!!! Be Careful of its effects!!!
“Gee, Rita” must be the worst thing a woman can hear. Even if the woman is in fact named Rita and even if the person saying it is an astronaut with a noble prize in g-spot stimulation.
Don Diebel truly is real-life Leisure Suit Larry.