10 replies on “Learning Day: The Little Republican”
I honestly believe there is a very real link between the conservative’s bizarre mindset and their inability to make art. An inflexible mind that cannot adapt proves an impass to both progressive, compassionate thinking and making art. Imagine Eric Clapton reading this book and writing a song about it.
“If someone was thirsty and I gave them a cup
you and I know that it’s just not enough.
But if I teach my dear friend how to make his own drinks,
he now won’t be thirsty and can make money to eat.”
Someone throw me a line here, please. What is this?
What? Do you not know how to make your own water?
All you need is some Hydrogen and some Oxygen and away you go.
These Republican women are so cooked they literally made an MLM nursery rhyme.
Why give a man a fish when you can teach him how to make $$$ in his spare time with only one trick?
Obviously, cups are unnecessary when making or selling drinks. It’s like pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, but with water and small business(?)
They think the reason people are thirsty is that they don’t know how to pour a glass of water.
I appreciate all of the input from the 1900hotdog crew.
The Little Republican now makes 100% sense to me.
Now that I think about it, I’ve failed. It should have made 100000% sense to me. I won’t fail you again.
Don’t know what you mean by dubious. King George the Sixth existed, how much more accurate could you get?
SCANSION, GODDAMMIT.
The last right-winger to understand scansion was Rudyard Kipling.
I have never seen or heard of another one since. Prove me wrong.
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10 replies on “Learning Day: The Little Republican”
I honestly believe there is a very real link between the conservative’s bizarre mindset and their inability to make art. An inflexible mind that cannot adapt proves an impass to both progressive, compassionate thinking and making art. Imagine Eric Clapton reading this book and writing a song about it.
“If someone was thirsty and I gave them a cup
you and I know that it’s just not enough.
But if I teach my dear friend how to make his own drinks,
he now won’t be thirsty and can make money to eat.”
Someone throw me a line here, please. What is this?
What? Do you not know how to make your own water?
All you need is some Hydrogen and some Oxygen and away you go.
These Republican women are so cooked they literally made an MLM nursery rhyme.
Why give a man a fish when you can teach him how to make $$$ in his spare time with only one trick?
Obviously, cups are unnecessary when making or selling drinks. It’s like pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, but with water and small business(?)
They think the reason people are thirsty is that they don’t know how to pour a glass of water.
I appreciate all of the input from the 1900hotdog crew.
The Little Republican now makes 100% sense to me.
Now that I think about it, I’ve failed. It should have made 100000% sense to me. I won’t fail you again.
Don’t know what you mean by dubious. King George the Sixth existed, how much more accurate could you get?
SCANSION, GODDAMMIT.
The last right-winger to understand scansion was Rudyard Kipling.
I have never seen or heard of another one since. Prove me wrong.