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Sissyneck is the closest thing we have to a cryptid on the Hot Dog writing staff. He is an unknowable creature stealing convenience store burritos in the night, leaving only Mormon recreations of Michael Mann movies in their place
The 1970s! By which we mean the early 1980s. A sexy time of steamy encounters that suddenly end right before the good stuff. (We didnât invent climaxing until the late 1990s.)
Saturday Night Fever Fliks Book
If you love Saturday Night Fever the movie, youâll love the book! No, not the book it was based on. No, not the novelization of the film. The book that is the movie. Itâs complicated, and by complicated we mean stupid.
âWe Are The Worldâ was a cultural milestone that helped a lot of people. Canada wanted to try it, too! Itâs kind of like when a little kid makes you breakfast. Appreciate the gesture and eat your eggshells.
Let the stars command your dick! Nothing more needs to, or should be said.